Oct
4

From the Desk of the Darklord


I am trying to find a picture of whats-his-name, the diversity guy who won the NDP leadership. There are pictures of him everywhere. The progressives really have their tongues up their rectum for this one.

Dark rumors have it that the trans-progressives infiltrated the NDP with members to secure his victory. I have never heard of progs infiltrating anything to shift things around. Never. Go talk to some of your old-core, hard-core Bolshevik friends … they do not know who voted for the guy. Of course not. Trans-progs slithered in and did it. Har har har.

Dark Rumors are that the actual guts of the NDP (you know, the ones who actually work campaigns, make phone calls, place signs) are ghack vomiting over the elevation of this wet dream for white guilt slurpers.

My Ouiji board
tells me that whats-his-name will be the end of the NDP. Do not believe me? Does not anything the trans-progs infiltrate just shrivel up and die? You know it is true.

My Crystal ball tells me that the labor movement … the real one that represents people who work … has had the derelict scab of the leadership of the NDP torn off. The proletariat is leaderless yet again. Hmmm. While the Social Parasite Party gains strength and prepares to absorb the NDP into the arms of the Stalinist beurocracy, the over taxed and over regulated working class is out looking for leadership … a leader. Will it be Peron? Franco? Cromwell? Go figure.

A prediction. Just like whats her name of the Wild Rose bolted for the Alberta conservatives, you can add the migration of this white guilt dream boat to the party of Trudeau. I said it first. Expect some charges of the usual racism and sexism and ismism; and he gets a cabinet post.

I, the Dark Lord, wrote this, from my desk.

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Sep
23

Horoscope for the week


Select clients of Sargon the Magnificent, the world’s foremost financial astrologer, can now have instant access to personalized chart interpretation. It is in italics after the general notice. Understand?

Aries: Look to the artistic genius of Sonny Bono for inspiration. You will win the love of the one you love with clever japes and sleight of hand. As for the pesky, take them to the swamp.
Aries in Etobicoke: The shipment from our friend in St.Petersburg should arrive at Toronto airport on Wotan’s Day. Practice your Finnish anecdotes and bon jours for an evening of libation.

Taurus: A special opportunity to make someone smile at Christmas happens while shopping this week, Taurus. Give yourself those shoes you have been lusting for.
Taurus in Don Mills: Brush up your calculus …. some components from a phased array radar system will find their way to the warehouse on Osler with the Tuesday delivery. Check the manual. If it looks good, inform Stavros.

Gemini: Recommend a bad dentist to an enemy. Take advantage of the decline in standards to improve your own. Ultimately, you alone must decide if your shoes are comfortable.
Gemini at TDSB: The new synthetic is available for your enjoyment and profit. I’m sending you five hundred. Let’s do some feedback from the high school kids, too.

Cancer: A delightful feast awaits you, brought at the hands of a stranger. Your secret admirer will make an offer of a secret liaison.
Cancer the electrician: Your name is showing up in the wrong databases. Go back to driving the truck. The ‘57 T-bird is too conspicuous.

Leo: Avoid large fleet actions until after you have personally inspected the lifeboats. A nest of rats is discovered at an embarrassing time.

Leo at Davenport: This laboratory work you are doing is impressive. You are doing a great job! Expect an extra thousand in your packet and a blue privilege token. Thank you from me and the gang!

Virgo: If you are squeemish about the use, or absence, of false teeth during lovemaking, you are better advised to silence, as you could offend a wealthy patron.
Virgo who commutes: That minion I told you about is both incompetent and treacherous. Your soft heart is spreading to your head (and then to your purse). Ghaack. Thrax will be in town Tuesday if you are feeling squeemish for final solutions.

Libra: Be discrete in your mistrust of the person packing your parachute. Someone around you is due for a fall from grace.
Libra on Redpath: Have minions capable of handling the barrels of hypergolic fuels in the Friday shipment. No slip ups!

Scorpio: When your serving knave passes the poisoned flagon to the wrong party, be prepared to laugh it off.
Scorpio on vacation: Thank you for the thoughtful Christmas fruitcake. Mom and Dad wolfed it down with that new formula Scotch. Our friends in Tokyo would like five thousand kiloliters of the X-20161112 batch for a taste. Largo will contact you with shipping details.

Sagittarius: Have an open mind to new experiences. This means being covered in icing sugar and licked all over. You will deepen a friendship.
Sagittarius with dog: Just tell people it is ’self talk’. When you mention ‘hearing voices’ it can upset some people. It is their fault, really. They do not understand the lengths to which you will go to express your genius.

Capricorn: You will discover an extension to your powers of telepathy that is triggered (and powered) by music with kettle drums.
Capricorn with chocolate: The reason the time travel chamber is left in a mess is because people are thoughtless and do not think of others. Clean up after yourself (coffee cups, pizza boxes, paper plates) please. Once we get past the anniversary of the Battle of Warsaw, things will slow down.

Aquarius: Music of the French Revolution will put a spring in your step and hope in your heart, Aquarius. Make a proscription list.
Aquarius in the Junction: These are the expected side effects of a transplant of rat testicles. Of course you are interested in different foods. It is normal and natural.

Pisces: A sinkhole will swallow up a vexing problem at a most opportune time. If you can remember what you wrote on the ground at that spot last spring, you can repeat the experience.
Pisces in Orton: Get rich quick on the stock market this week. Look to United States Steel for your pot of gold, you capitalist opportunist. Further details can be had from the ouiji board. Ask for Clem of Cambridge.

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Sep
20

The alt-Fiscal Conservative Movement


Sure is hard being a fiscal conservative right around now. Yup. People get all steamy eyed and their yap gets flapping about alt-right. Well, you know and I know that being a fiscal conservative and being alt-right are not the same thing, but those other people, the ones whose brain is in hibernation after one glopp-o burger and fizzy sugar drink at Bum Burger, well, their brain is too swimming in beef fat to be nuanced. Why bother? Voting does not matter anyway. All the parties are the same. Yes, well, the fiscal conservative movement, under our Glorious Leader, the Mayor of Mitchieville, has risen to this existential challenge.

How about a different name? Like progressive for Bolshevik? Great idea. And, like a pinch of cardamom improves the cinnamon, a little change in agenda. So, alt-fiscal conservative! And, instead of running shotgun over Stalinist bureaucrats spending; how about infiltrating into the gravy train and redirecting the fiscal fertilizer back into the hands of tax payers? What an image.

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Sep
19

Total Victory calls for Total War


Catchy title.

Now that the lunar eclipse is safely in the past, I can resume posting.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.

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Mar
14

Activist vs Activist


When it comes to the hierarchy of marginalized people’s, it’s getting downright hard to keep track of who stands/sits/squats in what order. While the top of the marginalized hierarchy is still reserved for blacks, and below that are more minorities as defined by skin colour, after that things are changing at breakneck speed.

For a few years it went – blacks, all other ethnic groups, homosexuals, other sexuals, people with multiple letters attached to their condition, cripples, mentally ill, other. Now though, it’s still blacks, and then other ethnics other than Oriental (they haven’t fought hard enough to get the gibs), transsexuals, lgbltqrnhwlsms’s, and after that no one really cares.

But when it comes to activist vs activist, lately it has been the non-threatening wild west without a hint of a safe space out there. Like what is happening in women’s shelters in Canada, for instance:

Two women are raising concerns about the latest person to move into a Kelowna homeless shelter for women.

“He wants to become a woman, I mean that is his choice but when a man comes into a women’s shelter who still has a penis and genitals he has more rights than we do.” Tracey said.

Tracey is upset that she was made to share a room with a transgender individual, a man transitioning to become a woman.

“They told me, sorry if a person identifies themselves with female, then we have to go with that.” Tracey said.

Another client named Blaine was also staying at the shelter. She recently fled from an abusive relationship and says she’s uncomfortable with a transgender person staying at women’s only facility.

“Some women have had bad experiences with men so they are fleeing men and now we have a man living there,” Blaine said.

The shelter is run by the NOW Canada Society. While the organization declined an interview on the matter, it did issue the following statement to Global News.

“NOW Canada cannot speak to specific cases. It is against the law to discriminate against transgender individuals. NOW Canada and other shelters in Kelowna welcome people without regard to age, race, religion and gender identity.”

And since there is no way to check to see if said person really is transgendered, the facilities – that cannot discriminate against anyone for any reason any time – has to accept the word of possibly-gendered, and not only let them in the shelter, but shack them up with a woman who possibly just had the holy living shit kicked out of them by a man.

Having said that, the first lady in the article has no problem with a man identifying as a woman, she just has trouble when that person is shacked up with her. Naughty, naught, naughty, that’s not being accepting.

As for having more rights, well, it seems the man/woman doesn’t have MORE rights, they have exactly the same rights as any of the other women in a woman’s shelter.

Now, since it is known that every last shelter across Canada has to accept men who identify as women, it leaves actual women with natural vagina’s who have been beaten senseless a choice: do I go to a shelter and take a chance that a man might be put in my room and hope he’s not a rapist or a sexual abuser, or worse – a Conservative?

Decisions, decisions.

On Thursday morning, both Blaine and Tracey were asked to leave the shelter for good after speaking to the media and breaking the confidentiality agreement designed to protect the safety of all the clients. But now they say their safety has been compromised after being tossed out on the street.

“Hopefully we will stay safe,” Blaine said.

Despite being kicked out of the shelter, they don’t regret speaking out and fighting for their rights. But they say more needs to be done to help the transgender population too

There was more being done, but because of your prejudice you have put the entire nation at risk. And besides, you can’t have your cake and eat it, too.

So here’s where we stand in Canada – if you are a man and need a place to stay for a few nights and don’t mind identifying as a woman for a bit, head over to your nearest women’s shelter.

This is what happens when liberalism runs wild. Folks are too afraid to call this type of nonsense out. Guys identifying as women and pissing in change rooms where 4 year old girls are. Perfectly normal, don’t judge them. Bigot. So when men start showing up at women’s shelters, don’t be alarmed, that’s just your inner-bigot talking.

BTW – go to the activist vs activist tab at the top of the page and have a look at the great work Fenris has been doing for the last 10 years around here on this subject. He called out the whole act vs act a decade ago. Now everyone is catching up to what he posted a looooong time ago.

Mitchieville – waaaaaaay ahead of the curve.

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Radio Shack, which happens to have more lives than a cartoon cat, is once again closing its doors. Which means, it may or may not, with the definite possibility that it will never shut, be NOT shutting like it never does:

RadioShack’s parent company, General Wireless Operations, is in the process of closing an additional 200 stores as part of the restructuring, the Wall Street Journal reported. The Fort Worth, Texas-based company previously sought bankruptcy protection in 2015, selling 1,500 of its stores to General Wireless.

If this makes you feel sad and you’re thinking to yourself, “where am I going to find a 4″ disco ball now?”, fear not. Radio Shack is like untreated herpes. It may go away for a few days, but sooner or later it’s going to appear again, blotchier and more repellant than ever before.

We all miss Tandy Corp

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Double dipping never got better.

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The Mayor is surprised he can even type this post – as the tears flooding down his face have short circuited his keyboard 6 times already. Reading the Washington Post on the horrors of Mexican’s deported, has cause a tsunami of eye-water that cannot be soaked up by even the brawniest of Brawny paper towel.

For instance:

José Armando López García, 50, is trying to make a life in Mexico after being deported about a year ago. He left a wife and five children in Las Vegas after a routine traffic stop revealed he was using a fake driver’s license.

This is sad, si? Imagine, kicking a man out for the non-crime of being in the country illegally, and driving with a fake driver’s license, meaning, he didn’t have any insurance either. Which in turn, had he struck someone in the street, no insurance means medical care for injured person would be a shit-show.

Jose was an outstanding citizen, there is no doubt in The Mayor’s mind. Sure, he has no inkling whatsoever about bringing his FIVE kids home, or his wife, but that doesn’t mean he’s insensitive and cruel and half a man, it just means that Jose is…. The Mayor isn’t sure where to go with this.

And what else did that dirty rag of a newspaper have to say about the poor deported?

More returnees means lower wages for everybody in blue-collar industries such as construction and automobile manufacturing, where competition for jobs is likely to increase, economists say.

Funny how economists in Mexico and the US have a different opinion when it comes to wages and low/no-skill immigrants. In the US, we’re told that illegal immigrants are a boon for the economy and great for the America worker. But when you ship them back to Mexico, they become a drain on the Mexican worker. It’s kind of like magic in a way.

But it’s not all bad. Sure, returning Mexican’s may be driving down wages of other Mexican’s, but just being in the US may just prove to be the great reset the Mexican economy needs:

At the same time, though, there will be more English-speaking Mexicans entering the workforce who’ve honed their skills in the United States, a development that in the long run could position Mexico to be a stronger player in the global economy, analysts say.

Then the government of Mexico are going to be downright giddy with happiness when the Trumperfuhrer ships another 14 million illegals back home in the next 8 years. Mexico will be like China by then.

The Mayor would link to the article, but it’s from the Washington Post, and, well, you know.

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Mar
7

Hate Crimes Minus 42


According to various Jewish groups, hate crimes against Jews have risen dramatically since The Donald became president. You can now safely scratch out 42 anti-Jew hate crimes:

Police and the general manager of a Jewish cemetery in Brooklyn said that 42 fallen headstones were not caused by vandals, saying Sunday that the memorials had naturally tipped over due to age — though some elected officials were calling for an investigation, anyway.

“It definitely was not vandalism,” Marisa Tarantino, general manager of the Washington Cemetery on Bay Parkway in Midwood, told reporters.

“The older sections, as the stones wear, they do fall over or are unstable,” she continued. “What we do is we lay them across the grave to keep them memorialized rather than taking (them) away.”

A police spokesman agreed.

Seems like an open and shut casket case, doesn’t it? Not so fast. Something is not kosher here:

But later Sunday, a trio of officials stood outside the 100-acre property, demanding an investigation.

“Nobody wants to jump to conclusions,” said state Assemblyman Dov Hikind. “In light of everything going on in the country, we wanted to see what this was all about.

“There are many tombstones that clearly have been pushed over, clearly vandalized,” he added. “We are not talking about tombstones that are naturally lying down. There are some of those. All you gotta do is walk in there and see that something is just not right.”

The Albany pol said the police commissioner and the hate crime task force visited the area of 20th Ave. and 57th St.

“They are taking it seriously,” said Hikind, who pointed at a section of barbed wire missing in the area facing the toppled tombstones.

“Someone cut this? Who cut it? Why did they do it? Just to have fun?” he asked.

And that leaf, has that always been there? Why would a leaf fall sideways like that, leaves don’t fall that way? and look at that squirrel, it gave me the stink-eye. What’s the deal with squirrel’s, are they all Jew haters? The red squirrel’s I have no problem with, it’s the black one’s that are running around causing havoc and what-not.

“I actually hope that it’s not about vandalism. But if it is, we must stand united as a city to make sure that anytime that there is a hate crime…that we gather as a community and fight back, sending a loud message that turning over tombstones, writing swastikas on walls, threatening Jewish centers around the city, around the country, is unacceptable.”

That sure is some scary stuff, except NOTHING HAPPENED.

The folks that run the cemetery have come to the conclusion that there was zero vandalism. They explained why the tombstone’s had fallen over – because of NEGLECT. Perhaps if the Jewish community cared so much about these tombstone’s they would have tossed in a few dollars for a proper maintenance program to have them repaired.

But no, instead they go the other route and demand an expensive investigation, and waste everyone’s precious time. They also get to go in front of the camera and use the word swastika, in case you aren’t cowering in fear as it is.

Look, if Jim Rockford pulls up in a 73 Firebird and tells me the cemetery has been vandalized, then yes, this must be investigated. But for now, listen to the professionals and go and be paranoid elsewhere on your own dime.

Oh vey!

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Mar
6

Green Shoots & Leaves


What are those “resisting Trump” proposing as solutions to the profound structural ills afflicting the empire? Gender-neutral bathrooms? A continuation of a dysfunctional immigration policy? Blaming Russia to mask the catastrophic failure of the past 25 years of neocon imperial over-reach? Cost-free “virtue-signaling” proclamations in support of diversity? “Safe places” on college campuses paid for by student loans crushing a vast indentured class of debt-serfs?

The Jerusalem Post said the Soviet secret police last year secured the release of three kidnaped Soviet diplomats in Beirut by castrating a relative of a radical Lebanese Shia Muslim leader, sending him the severed organs and then shooting the relative in the head.

But new research suggests that professing such third-party concern—what social scientists refer to as “moral outrage”—is often a function of self-interest, wielded to assuage feelings of personal culpability for societal harms or reinforce (to the self and others) one’s own status as a Very Good Person.

Why the high IQ lack common sense

Big media has steadily been pushing the gay agenda for decades, something the public have reluctantly put up with, because it has been in relatively small doses. But now it looks like the TV companies have gone too far, after they rolled out a number of big budget, gay-themed TV shows that flopped disastrously with viewers.

It’s not just a question of letting Django off the chain. It’s who he gets directed towards once all the weapons are locked and loaded. Every time the SWPLs unleash a new policy to “undo racial discrimination” or “rectify the mistakes of the past” these never quite seem to rectify the goddam hell out Chelsea Clinton or one of The Kennedys.

Outliers

In its last months the Obama administration ordered the intelligence agencies to collect and distribute information of contacts between the Trump campaign and Russia. This to prevent any change by the Trump administration of the hostile policy towards Russia that the Obama administration instituted. The intent was also to give the intelligence services blackmail material against the Trump crew to prevent any changes in their undue, freewheeling independence.

Norway’s immigration and integration minister, Sylvi Listhaug, does as Donald Trump and calls out the fake news media.

Online English Vocabulary Size Test

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Mar
6

Albertan Communist’s


Sometimes you get a picture in your mind of what you think something should look like, but then reality hits you square in the gob and it turns out that what you thought was, isn’t.

When The Mayor was a little child, he use to think that commies were hard and tough guys who broke skulls and stuck knives into truck tires for no reason other than they could.

But as you get older, things start coming together and you meet a few of these people that once shaped your mental pictures – like commies. All of a sudden, you not only not fear them, but you start feeling sorry for them, as you figure out they are not only weak, but relatively stupid and have horrible social skillz. They probably smell terribly, as well.

Kind of like those antifa losers. The Mayor read an article a while back that said the antifa were training in the martial arts. The Mayor is sure many youngin’s (and a few oldens) read the same article and thought, “oh noes, our side of the political spectrum are in deep trouble now”.”Oh noes, the antifa probably know jujitsu.” The thing is with fighting, unless you are a fighter, knowing a martial art will get you nowhere.

Like the saying goes, “the last guy talking always loses the fight.” The antifa are made up of mostly rich kid losers who can only do damage when surrounded by like-minded simpletons. Like internet tough guys you run into on any message board. On their own though, that’s another story. When you get them one-on-one, it’s like you’re Ike Turner and antifa bitch is your Tina.

The only thing to fear is fear itself. Wow, The Mayor just made that one up, too. This turned out to be a pretty impressive post. First The Mayor posts dinosaur chickens and now an antifa post which is sure to win The Mayor a buttload of blog awards in some form.

Have a nice night.

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Mar
4

Gifarific


12 years of blogging and 16,000 posts later, The Mayor can honestly say that this is possibly the best thing he has ever posted.

That, and that cool pic collage of shitlibs getting hit by Mac trucks.

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