Sep
3

Victory Coffee


Wondering where those out on bail, out on good time, out to save money for socialist social programs, only guilty of being an N-persons go? Well, this video shows one clobbering a cop. It makes sense. He is leaving the safety of a gun and weapon free zone (the sign says so) and is confronted by whitey … with a gun! Good thing he had the sense to grab for the cops gun before the white racist cop had a chance to shoot him.

Obama is going to make this all end, you know.
Let us hope he can bring in a few million more antifa voters to put those racist white folks in their place. Meanwhile, while you ride public transit (especially in liberal Toronto) you can rub shoulders with our scented, seething with anger, oppressed peoples.

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Sep
2

Lies the Progressives told me


Ah, deception. The common trait shared by crop pests, nausea inducing bacteria, and slime molds is also manifest among our tapeworm activists. You think the act of deception that is JournoList is unique? Ha ha ha. You are funny.

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Sep
2

Green Shoots & Leaves


**Picture courtesy of Ronnie Sunshines

Zero Hedge – Rosenberg Explains Why Yesterday’s ISM Was Likely Wrong, To Be Revised

Mercury News – Coast Guard: No oil sheen from Gulf explosion

Before It’s News – Gallup Poll Shows Consumer Spending Pullback, Consumer Confidence Levels Below Depressed 2009 Levels ; Back-to-School Sales Bust Says WSJ

Canada’s Housing Bubble – The GDP numbers are in and it’s clear Canada’s private sector has been free-riding on household and government spending efforts (90% of the article was dead-on, but then he got all keynesian and blew it)

The Woodpile Report – The report is so good this week that The Mayor basically took all Remus’s links and used them for Green Shoots

The Daily Bell – Bank Run 2011?

Global Economic Analysis – 10 Leading Retailers Close Stores; Exodus of Small Retailers Amidst Signs of “Free Rent”; 700,000 Drop Cable TV Subscriptions

Seeking Alpha – Stocks Climb With Indications the Bottom Isn’t Falling Out

Whiskey & Gunpowder - Bad day for stocks, Monday. A bad day. Not a terrible day. Not a crash day. Just a bad day. The Dow fell 140 points. This was baaaad…because it shows that the stock market does not really buy Bernanke’s storyline.

The Sacramento Bee - CoreLogic: 43.4% of Sacramento-area mortgages “underwater”

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Sep
2

Jim Stanford of the Globe & Mail, reporting on the Canadian economy, has come to the same conclusion The Mayor reached over a year ago: our economy is screwed:

Tepid GDP numbers released Tuesday by Statistics Canada confirm that Canada’s economic recovery, such as it was, is sliding completely into the ditch. We’re clearly heading for stagnation at best, and quite possibly another “double dip” downturn.

The headline number was disappointing, to say the least. Real GDP grew only 2 per cent (annualized) in the spring quarter. That’s just a hair faster than the U.S. economy (which everyone knows is still deeply in the soup). Two per cent doesn’t keep up with population and productivity – implying higher unemployment ahead, not lower. Typically, at this stage of recovery, the economy should be growing three times faster.

Dig a little deeper, and the picture looks even worse. Half the growth reported Tuesday was a statistical “shadow” of the faster expansion experienced in the first quarter – earlier growth that automatically boosted the second-quarter numbers, whether the GDP kept growing or not. From March through June, actual growth was weaker, about 1 per cent annualized.

Moreover, the growth that did occur was due solely to inventory accumulation, as businesses began restocking the shelves in hopes of stronger market conditions. Strip out new inventories, and real GDP actually declined. But consumer spending is already slowing, and now those inventories will drag down future growth.

There is no growth. The only reason there was any growth the last year and a half was because of our *Conservative* government flushing $60 billion down the toilet on an idiotic stimulus program. Now the stimulus is gone and there is no cash left. The *Conservative* government shot their bolt, and all that is left is to watch businesses close down, the housing bubble explode, and unemployment soar. The Conservatives should pack a really big box lunch, because come spring they will be shipped off to the political desert for another 20 years. But that’s what happens when you govern like a bunch of liberals.

Also, consumers have stopped spending. That’s because they have no cash left. Like our American brothers and sisters, Canadians got credit card fever in the 90’s and haven’t stopped spending since. Now it’s time to pay the piper, and Canadians from BC to Newfie are looking for a place on the piper to swipe their maxed-out Visa card (that was pretty funny):

The average Canadian family’s household debt rose to $96,000 last year, a new study says.

Debt-to-income levels rose to 145 per cent – the highest level ever recorded in the study, which has run annually for 11 years.

The Vanier Institute of the Family study found a dramatic rise in late debt payments.

Mortgage payments that were at least 90 days late were up 50 per cent over 2008.

Additionally, there was a rise of 40 per cent in credit card payments that were three months behind.

If you care to look up the statistics, the average Canadian household has  far more debt right now than the average American household did when everything crashed in 2007-2008. Our debt-to-income ratio? Yup, we’re #1 again. Yippee!

Multiply that with the housing bubble that is already here and you have a recipe for disaster.

Jim Stanford of the Globe ends his piece in typical msm pump-monkey fashion:

Governments clearly need to keep stimulating through budget deficits and low interest rates (rather than choking off recovery with premature tightening). But in the absence of business leadership, they’ll also have to take on a bigger task: finding ways to directly expand output and create work, filling the vacuum left by the private sector’s continuing failure to borrow and spend.

Of course, spend more money on more idiotic stimulus projects. Why didn’t our government think of that before? Oh, they did? Well then, maybe the idiotic stimulus wasn’t idiotic enough. Maybe if the “Conservative” government can find something more idioticer to waste money on, our economy will shape up quick-smart.

I have another idea that may help. I know, it has never been tried before and is probably pretty dumb, but you never know, maybe, just maybe it could make a teenie-weenie bit of difference. Here goes: maybe if the government, on ALL levels, cut their spending and got the flying fuck out of the way of the business person – the wealth creators – maybe then we would be on our way to economic growth.

Keraaaazy, eh?

But what kind of government cheese can be cut out on all three levels of government?

I’m glad you asked.

Firstly – get rid of the Ministry of Intergovernmental Affairs. What the hell purpose does it serve? Oh, to “provide advice to the Prime Minister, the Minister of Intergovernmental Affairs and Cabinet on federal-provincial-territorial relations, the evolution of our Federation and Canadian unity.”

That’s dumb and useless. Get rid of it and everyone associated with it.

Next – get rid the Ministry of Western Economic Diversification and combine that department with Natural Resources. It’s overlap, it’s expensive and ridiculous.

Next – get rid of the Ministry of Indian and Northern Affairs Canada. Stop apologizing and start living. We are broke. We have no money. The Indians have to realize it and move on starting 25 years ago. We are all equal under our constitution (I think), let’s stop degrading the Indians by treating them like welfare cases.

Next – combine the Ministry of the Environment with the Ministry of WED and Natural Resource into one smallish ministry. It’s all the same thing. It’s like having a Ministry of Knives, a Ministry of Forks and a Ministry of Spoons. Combine them and make a Ministry of Cutlery. Think outside the box, Jeeves.

Citizenship and Immigration? Cut the budget by 2/3. Why? Because we’re cutting immigration from 300,000 a year to 100,000. Again, we are broke. We have no money. There is no gravy left. Yes, I know, immigrants contribute to the tapestry of diversity which is our strength. Sorry, we don’t need any more tapestry. Someone peed on our carpet. To repeat: we are broke. We have no money.

Ministry of Canadian Heritage? Gone. No one gives a rats ass about such trivial and wasteful things like Canadian Heritage. If I want more Canadian Heritage I’ll YouTube up the Beechcombers and eat a pound of poutine.

Ministry of Fisheries and Oceans? Again – combine it with the Min of Nat Res. Done.

Ministry of Agriculture and Agrifood? See above.

That’s a start. I’m sure we can work on Ministry of Human Resources and Ministry of Public Works, but my fingers are getting tired saving our country billions and billions and billions and billions and billions of dollars.

As for the province and the municipal governments (as well as the feds) – ANY program, agency, board, offices, councils, tribunals, centers, commissions, services, etc; ANY and ALL of those that encompass any group – racial, sexual, religious, environmental, or anything with the word *wheat* in it, is to be disbanded and never talked about again.

Think about it: if the Ministry of Canadian Heritage was gone tomorrow, would you miss it?

Can we live without the Human Rights Tribunal?

Is the National Film Board really necessary?

Is the CBC worth a cool billion a year?

What’s the name of the chap that runs Defence Construction Canada?

Our governments’ need to stop spending. They are out of control spendaholics. They need to cut. They need to cut government ministries and ministry jobs. The need to streamline immediately. If they don’t, we need to get rid of them right away. There are no second chances.

Folks, we are seriously fucked in this country and no one gives a shit. Our governments’ (that’s plural) are all bankrupt, yet they continue to spend recklessly and we actually let them. Hell, we re-elect them. Imagine, we keep re-electing those that have screwed us without kissing us, all the while believing that even though they have shown not one iota of common sense in the past, they are sure to be better stewards with our money next time.

That is insanity.

Classic insanity.

I’m not sure where to go with this, it’s tiring and frustrating. I got way off topic, but it was fun.

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Sep
2

Hurrican Earl


This is an image of Hurricane Earl, taken from the International Space Center, by astronaut Douglas H. Wheelock.

I don’t have an update on hurricane Earl at this moment, but if you look out your window and notice that your neighbours house is mysteriously flying down the street, then there’s a good chance Hurricane Earl has come-a-callin’ on your block.

Stay tuned to Mitchieville for more updates.

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Sep
2

Pizzasaki


It seems too many mushrooms on a pizza can create a real cloud.

We’ve all heard of a suitcase nuke; a tactical nuclear weapon which uses a suitcase as its delivery method. But a nuclear Tostino? Well, that’s just…ah…ummmm, delicious really.

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Sep
2

Victory Coffee




Here is more urban life for you.
Aside from crying over the legacy of slavery, you will also note that the other people in the pizza parlor did nothing to help the guy being beat up. Typical white racists, eh? This is not what happens on Toronto transit when it is an N-person versus Pox-Canadian, say. Everybody just leaps in. Just hope there is a camera to tell the story to the courts and the coroner and can justify your double indemnity insurance claim.

And, of course, for the oppressed N-person, being sentenced to prison does not being sent to prison. There are thousands of violent felons roaming public transit, don’t you know. Some of them bite. Not all of them piss and shit on the subway.

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It is not so much the facts of what actually happened, in what order, and who called the N-person an N-person first. No, in the age of the JournoLista media, it is the reaction, the predictable reaction, that counts *.

Personally, I feel sorry for the N-person, too. Those cops have ruined their careers. They are going to have a racism investigation report in their personnel file until pension. No more slack jobs, and they will always be watched. Probably end up working in the inbound call center on customer service. It would have been better for the cops to have let this innocent lamb gambol off back to the freedom of No Dad City.

Now, seriously, now that, in future, our cops will be sensible enough to let the baby lambs play in the dandelion fields of Scarborough cast your mind onto what would then actually happen. Perhaps, do you have the acquaintance of men who habitually carry a knife? You know, in the the small of the back, or just above the ankle. And do not forget that Ghetto Jesus here was raised and welfare’d in a Toronto plantation, taxpayer paid, and leftist run. He just might know how to use a knife, and have experience. I will not go into his being off his medication. Anyone who is having a bad reaction to his constipation medication, does not deserve to die. And catch the pious wail of his lack of being found with a gun. Which is a good point…

In future, large, ‘off their medication’ N-people, of the knife wielding class, shall not be detained except upon admission to the morgue, or if they wait in line to surrender at the police customer service walk in clinic. It is better if many innocent citizens die, than the civil servants who are paid to do a job, get to do their job. Imagine the slaughter! Imagine the great videos!

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Sep
1

Time Warp – Dog Drinking


If 15 years ago, someone told you that in 2010 you would be watching a video on your computer about a dog drinking water from its bowl, while all the while you’re screaming, “oh, Mr Mayor, give me more, please give me more!!!”, I’m sure the first thing you woud have told that person is, “don’t be silly, a VHS tape can’t possibly fit into a computer”.

The Mayor congratulates you on your subliminal beatdown of the BETA format. Although BETA was way better quality wise, I’m sure we can all agree that we don’t take our marching orders from “The Man”.

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Sep
1

Green Shoots & Leaves


NY Slimes – Why Wall St. Is Deserting Obama

National Post – America’s Dark Days

Bloomberg – Toyota Motor Corp., General Motors Co. and Ford Motor Co., the three largest sellers of autos in the U.S., reported bigger sales declines than analysts projected as the industry posted its worst August in 28 years.

Business Insider – Even Illegal Immigrants Are Giving Up On The US Economy

The Economist – Return of the boom?

The Economic Collapse – 30 Statistics That Prove The Elite Are Getting Richer, The Poor Are Getting Poorer And The Middle Class Is Being Destroyed

The Market Oracle – Warning Global Fiat Currency Financial System Collapse By Early 2011

Decline of the Empire – The Meaning Of Gettysburg

The Automatic Earth – Bubble case-studies – Ireland & Canada

CCPA – Canada’s housing bubble – an accident waiting to happen

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# 9. Telling the Truth, For a While

To throw people off the track, biased news services will give good accurate reporting for a while, usually when it no longer matters, then they will stick it to you the next time your guard is down. The best way to recognize this technique is to simply remember who the biggest transgressors are. You must understand that if someone lies or tries to manipulate a story once, they will do so again. They will never be non-biased. They will, however, say something fair from time to time. This is due to the fact that if they were biased every time they spoke, they would soon run out of credibility. Do not trust them twice. Would you buy a car from someone who cheated you on a previous purchase just because they say something you want to hear later?

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Sep
1

Gifarific


break-dancing. taken a bit too literally.

It’s amazing how much a face-plant or a sniper can make something like break-dancing seem that much more interesting. For instance, I truly detest break-dancing (on the grounds that it’s stupid), but the second you add someone smashing their face against the ground, suddenly The Mayor is a big fan.

Break-your-face dancing. I really dig it, yo.

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