On her blog this week, Margaret Cho blasted Miley Cyrus for her alleged posing in a racially stereotypical gesture:

In a blog entitled Oh Miley, Cho wrote that she was “so upset by Miley Cyrus” that she thought it warranted a song criticizing the Hannah Montana star.

“Oh Miley; Chinky eyes make you look wily; Prejudice isn’t thought of So highly; it doesn’t make us all smiley.”

Cho also labels the Cyrus a “disgrace” and pondered “why isn’t racism against Asians taboo?”

That’s a pretty funny song, just about the funniest things Margaret Cho has ever said or done. I also have a song, but it’s for Maragret Cho, I hope you enjoy it: Margaret Cho, you fucking suck. Go die.

Admittedly, it isn’t as much of a song as it is my personal feelings on Margaret Cho, but I’m sure everyone can back me up when I, politely, asked Margaret Cho to go die.

It’s a fact that a picture surfaced showing Miley Cyrus warping her eyes. What isn’t a fact is whether Miley Cyrus did this because she harbours racist attitudes towards Orientals, or if she was just being a goofy kid.

Margaret Cho is upset at Miley and says as much when she calls her out as someone who is prejudice. Now let’s back the truck up and look at this rationally. Someone who was taking a picture of a group of kids asked them to make silly faces. Cyrus grabbed her eyes and made them squinty and the person clicked the picture. Cyrus is a marketing genius who is worth slightly less than Obama’s stimulis package. Cyrus would well know that if she had a picture taken of her that found its way to the public domain depicting herself as racist, her career would be devastated.

Then why didn’t Cyrus reel in that picture that was taken of her? I mean, she’s anything but a stupid kid. The reason is simple–she’s not a racist.

If someone asked to take a picture of 10 kids and told them to make a funny face, there are only so many parts of the face the kids could distort. A few kids would make pug noses (which funny enough would still look like Margaret Cho), a few kids would put their fingers in their mouths and pull their cheeks back, a few would do something else, but there would always be a few kids that would distort their eyes. They are not racist kids, they are just making silly faces.

Margaret Cho made her career over saying such hilarious things as “Me so funny”, or bunching her fat face into a ball to make fun of Orientals. Cho to this day makes fun of her fellow Koreans, every other joke is poking fun of Asians. Now she’s upset that someone had a picture taken and made as she calls it, “Chinese eyes?”

Cho could have come out and said something to the effect that Cyrus is a little kid (16) and should maybe think a little more before putting herself in a compromising position. Cho could have said that Cyrus had an Oriental friend right in the picture, so I’m sure she’s not racist, but the picture made me feel uncomfortable. But Cho isn’t human or forgiving enough to say something like that, she had to go right for the jugular of a little kid and try to tear her down a peg.

Why did Cho come out and accuse Cyrus of being a racist when she really isn’t? Because Cho would do anything-ANYTHING- to be in the spotlight again.

I don’t think it’s a state secret to say that Margaret Cho doesn’t have anything that resembles a functioning career any more. She was never exactly an A-lister in Hollyweird to begin with, and her career has been on a continual slide since she started out in seedy nightclubs decades ago. If you want a visual as to how Cho’s career has gone, think of what the stock market looked like as a graph last September until now. See how the line goes straight down? That’s Cho’s career.

Cho said Cyrus is racist because Cho is begging for attention. Who the hell was thinking, “I wonder what Margaret Cho thinks about those Cyrus pictures?” Chances are you thought Cho was in a cemetery for retired non-funny comedians. It was Cho  that called a *journalist* and expressed her views, trust me, no one asked her. Giving Cyrus the benefit of the doubt was never an option in that pea-brain of Cho, she figured that if she had to malign and slander a little girl for the opportunity to get back in the spotlight–if even for only a minute–then it is completely worth it.

And that is why I hate the fat guts of that dirty swine, Margaret Cho. If Cho was so concerned about her fellow Orientals, she would have dropped that *me so funny* schtick years ago. There’s Cho out on the world stage making fun of Orientals and then gets upset when someone–outside of her–possibly  makes fun of Orientals. Perhaps Cho is angered that someone is mowing her lawn. Cho has never been funny, just hysterical, and this recent outburst is just parr for the course with this festering ass boil.

Cyrus has denied allegations of racism since this started, and I back her up 100%. I know nothing about Cyrus and I don’t want to know anything about her, but I do know that Margaret Cho is a selfish and disgusting piece of shit that deserves nothing more than to be ridiculed and scorned by every last inhabitant of this earth.

Margaret Cho–You no sooooo funny

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