Comments on: Somali Pirates Or Hell’s Kitchen Apprentices?

By: Rocky

Rocky — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:08:25 +0000

“The rapist was very tender, complimenting her on her clothes, and cooking her breakfast the next day.”

A future AP story excerpt, although since the AP took it upon themselves to do the PR work for Islamic pirates, the two subjects practically go hand in hand.

No interest in escalated violence? Then put your guns down first.

By: Go_Fish

Go_Fish — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:00:05 +0000

As Gordon Ramsey would say, “Piss off you f’n donut!”

By: nancy

nancy — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:31:17 +0000

Let them cook for Davey Jones.

By: Fenris Badwulf

Fenris Badwulf — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 02:47:04 +0000

my heart bleeds as i read this

cant we just give them citizenship now?

By: The Mayor

The Mayor — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:08:41 +0000

I fail to see why that would bother them–as long as you don’t kill them outright.

By: Steamboat McGoo

Steamboat McGoo — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:57:13 +0000

Then I guess Michael Faul and Tom Maliti won’t mind me busting into their homes, holding their family for a million buck ransom while pointing rockets and guns at them and feeding them caviar and champagne (charged to their credit cards). Oh - and occasionally having the entire house towed off to be sold, or simply emptied of possessions.

No problemo. Right?

By: RiverRat

RiverRat — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:34:44 +0000

Yep Looks like a f/n chef to me.