Presidential Pwnage
Barack Obama (pbuh), speaking through his trained parrot–the lovely and talented Hillary Clinton, has given the State of Israel a list of demands for them to stop expanding Jewish communities in Jerusalem:
The statement, issued Wednesday, applies to the area known in Israel by their Biblical names, Judea and Samaria, and as the West Bank by the international community.
There are now 128 Jewish communities in these areas, with a population of almost 300,000 Jews.
Mrs. Clinton explained President Obama demands that there should be no expansion in these communities for the purpose of “natural growth.”
That would include an American demand to stop construction of kindergartens, schools and housing for young couples.
It also means that Jewish households are not to construct any additions to their houses,so, if Jewish boy and Jewish girl make sexy and Jewish girl finds herself pregnant, they are NOT ALLOWED to renovate their home and add another bedroom.
The response to this nonsense by Israeli Government Press Director Daniel Seamen, brought a big smile to The Mayor’s face when he read this this morning while gulping down a bowl of Capt’n Crunch:
“I have to admire the residents of Iroquois territory for assuming that they have a right to determine where Jews should live in Jerusalem.”
Nice try, Moslem President, better luck next time.
June 2nd, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Dude, that was the most excellent smackdown of Barry yet. I am unsure how I feel about Israel badmouthing the US, though. I guess that I am okay with it as long as they point out that it is the moron and his moron failboat, though.
June 2nd, 2009 at 8:49 pm
How dare you call the President a moron! Racist!
June 2nd, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Has he ever tried to qualify as a “moran”?
Cheers
June 3rd, 2009 at 3:05 am
His resume indicates he has experience as a moron.
This “swaggaring”, hip wet nose is messing with a project the Ancient of Days himself said He would see to the end.
My advice is… think real hard about this, Barry.
June 3rd, 2009 at 3:46 pm
LOL! Thanks, I hadn’t seen that quote!
June 3rd, 2009 at 5:55 pm
You are most welcome.