June essay contest
What better way to advance the cause of political correctness than to have an essay contest, devoted to some subject that slants public opinion away from their own best interest. This years contest is an essay, and we have a panel of activist judges, too.
This years theme is Outrage of the Urban Bourgeois. You can write your essay on one of three related topics:
1) Mayor Miller should be publically executed by guillotine.
2) Mayor Miller should not be publically executed by guillotine.
3) Mayor Miller should be fed to the crocodiles at a ritual held by acolytes of Set, the Snake God.
Judges, this year, are the ruling archons of Set, the Snake God.
Send your submissions by e-mail, or just put them in the comments.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.
June 24th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
My sorry attempt at an essay:
Mayor Miller and The Guillotine
By: Dmorris
Ahem…………cough…………..
Mayor Miller should be executed via the guillotine, at centre ice during the first intermission at the Leafs next home game, then his parts should be fed to the crocodiles, during the second intermission.
This would serve multiple purposes; the City of Light would emerge from the darkness, the executioner would earn a day’s pay, the crocodile would be fed, and,last, but not least, the Leafs fans would finally see some F***ing entertainment!
And after Mayor Miller, you can throw that goddamn Tlusty to the crocs,too!
The End
June 25th, 2009 at 6:09 am
dmorris stole my thunder.
Bastard west coasters
Does this count as an essay?
June 25th, 2009 at 7:56 am
The pathetic skills (or lack thereof) of the Toronto Maple Leafs (Leaves?) notwithstanding, Mayor Miller should be fed to crocodiles at a ritual for Set the Snake God. The reasons for this are simple- 1) The mayor will finally be useful and 2) More people actually attend Set the Snake God rituals than Toronto Maple Leafs games.