Breast Enhancements Cost British Family $80,000.00
Chantal Marshall and her four daughters have had 9 breast enhancement surgeries, which sets the British record for the family with the most boob jobs (PM Gordon Brown’s family excluded)
While most mums and their daughters enjoy shopping trips together, Chantal, 50, and her daughters have spent nearly £40,000 on visits to cosmetic surgeons to have their breasts enlarged.
Ripley, 18, Tara, 22, Terri, 25, Emma, 28, and mum-of-nine Chantal, of Kirkby-in-Ashfield, Notts, now boast chest sizes ranging from 34DD to 32GG.
On one occasion, Emma and Ripley even ended up having breast enhancement surgery on the same day and at the same clinic as their mum.
Tara had booked her consultation aged 17 so she could have the op as soon as she reached the age of 18.
As the saying goes, “the family that cuts together, sluts together”.
According to the article, all the girls seem very happy with the choice they made to have breast enhancement surgery. Even though many of the girls had good sized breasts, that excellent parenting baby momma was dishing out, gave them the courage to go and spend thousands of dollars to fill their vanity. Why be really happy if there’s a slight chance you can be super-dee-duper happy? So what if in a few years their breasts start to explode and poison their body, at least they had temporary happiness. Actually, at least whoever is squeezin’ them had temporary happiness.
I couldn’t help but wonder what this family of geniuses did for a living, to be able to raise that much money for something so important. What they do happens to be exactly what The Mayor thought they did. Let’s start with the baby momma and work our way down the sliding scale of stupidity:
- Mum Chantal — Age: 50; No of ops: 3; Spent: £13,500 — CARER and mum-of-nine
- EMMA — Age: 28; No of ops: 2; Spent: £9,500 — Emma is a beauty therapist
- RIPLEY — Age: 18; No of ops: 1; Spent: £4,500 — Ripley, 18, fashion and design student and trained nail technician
- TERRI — Age: 25; No of ops: 1; Spent: £4,500 — Terri, 25, is a dancer
- TARA — Age: 22; No of ops: 2; Spent: £8,000 — Tara, a receptionist
Baby momma just isn’t a mom, she’s a *carer*. I suppose that’s different from an *I don’t give a shitter*.
The world is pretty much over, isn’t it? The truly pathetic part of this sad exhibition is these dullards have reached their full potential and realized all the dreams they have ever had. Next stop: a gaggle of welfare children, two broken marriages, and *free housing* courtesy of Gordon Brown and his traveling nitwits.
July 13th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
*I don’t give a shitter*.”
I want to be one of those when I grow up.
July 14th, 2009 at 4:38 am
If only the state paid for cosmetic surgery. Then people could finally become happy. All the xillions spent to date would finally be worth something if the additional millions/billions were spent. And activists could get soft jobs agitating for/against different types of cosmetic surgery.
July 14th, 2009 at 9:10 am
And less brains than a box of kleenex.
Rule, Brittania!
July 14th, 2009 at 11:28 am
More like Drool, Brittania.
You may be right, Mayor. Last one turn out the lights, ‘cuz this civilization is toast.
July 14th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I have to dissent on this one and offer the fine ladies my support. But remember to wear eye protection.
July 14th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
How come we old farts don’t get free Viagra over here?
Britain is more civilized than we.
July 14th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
“While most mums and their daughters enjoy shopping trips together, Chantal’s HUSBAND HAS spent nearly £40,000 on visits to cosmetic surgeons to have their breasts enlarged.”
Fixed that.
Seriously, is anyone surprised that Chantal is a mother of 9? If I was her husband, I’d be laying more pipe than the Mario Brothers.
July 14th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
lol– consider that line stolen.
July 15th, 2009 at 11:29 am
But I thought that was part of the “free” healthcare.
You know Pelosi will demand cosmetic surgery is covered here–that is if her jaw muscles can still move that plastic face of hers.
July 15th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Cbullitt — She’s got a face on her like a muppet. Which she very well may be, considering she’s operated by strings while someone moves her yap by sticking their hand up her ass.