Comments on: Blogfest 2009

By: Girl On The Right » Blog Archive » Who knew RightGirl even had a heart?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:48:19 +0000

[...] you - there are already enough very valid reasons for people to hate me. So tomorrow I am off to The Mayor of Mitchieville’s annual blogger shindig. That is, God willing, if Arnie’s mum remains stable. She, uh, had a heart attack last week. [...]

By: Larry

Larry — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 02:10:59 +0000

No promises ’bout the cat suits.
http://www.beckyphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/dog-as-a-cat.jpg

By: nancy

nancy — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:47:52 +0000

Okay Mr. Morris, but only if you promise they be no roofies, LSD, or cat suits.

By: dmorris

dmorris — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:14:10 +0000

Sorry, “Silence OF the Lambs”.

By: dmorris

dmorris — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:13:24 +0000

Gee,nancy, why do you want to keep us at a distance? Aside from Fenris, the role model for Anthony Hopkin’s character in “Silence if the Lambs”, we’re a pretty harmless, normal bunch.

Except,of course, for those of us who aren’t.

By: nancy

nancy — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:14:42 +0000

RSVP
Likewise, I’ll be working too.
(code for: I’d rather keep you guys at a distance)

sshh, Andy, in the biz, those details are called “trade secrets.”

By: Andy

Andy — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 12:20:50 +0000

Mr. Mayor, I am afraid that I will have to decline your kind invitation. I certainly wish that I could be there with you all, but I have just started a lucrative new business, and can not afford to be away.

The name of my company is, “I insulate old shacks for the gubmit.” My first contract is with the State of Arkansas. It seems that a full 97% of all homeowners in Arkansas qualify for some federal upgrade program. And believe you me, it is AMAZING how much you can charge for a tube of caulk, and the labor of 2 undocumented Mexicans!

But y’all have a good time without me anyway. Send me some pictures…

By: Fenris Badwulf

Fenris Badwulf — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:22:35 +0000

The Mayor’s parties always include something special: like revellers taken away in ambulances, near death experiences, and the more common place drug, alcohol, and cholesterol overdoses. I will not mention the firearms, belt fed automatic weapons, new identity papers, nor the latest weapons from a crashed UFO that I sell for cash, gold, or drugs.

Being presented with more food than you can eat does not mean your should try. Do not drink the rocket fuel that the Mayor calls ‘rye’. And latex catsuits are neither easy to put on, nor take off.

I do not know how he does it every weekend, but every weekend I have been there, that is what I have seen. His liver is worth cloning.

I will certainly be there, Mayor.

By: dmorris

dmorris — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 02:45:30 +0000

I’ll try desperately to make it, but,living Way Out West, it’s difficult to find the time off.

If I can make it, can I be the guy to shoot the goat? I’ll bring my trusty Long Rifle along.

By: The Mayor

The Mayor — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 02:29:14 +0000

Excellent, Larry.

Cudgel, not only will there be cake and ice cream, there will be two girls and a cup. And more ice cream. But the cup is for the ice cream. And two girls.