Blogfest 2009
The day has been set. The food has been arranged. I’ve already started drinking. That can only mean one of a handful of things: Blogfest 2009.
Bring your lawn chair, bring your smile, and bring a clean pair of shorts, for Saturday August 22 is a day that will live in infamy. Actually, that whole infamy talk is ridiculous, but we are going to have a fairly lovely evening.
As I’ve previously mentioned, the theme for this year is *Bailing out the Scumbags*. Every attendee will be issued a cheque and given the choice of which organization they think least deserves our taxpayer dollars. We will then take the cheques and burn them. Yes, burn them to hell. To hell. Hell.
From the response so far, it seems like we’ll have quite a good turn out this year. I’m actually very stoked about this whole thing. There is one thing that’s missing though — you.
You, you, you and you. But not that other guy. He sucks. But you’re pretty great and we’d love to have you.
Where’s Mitchieville, you ask? Let’s just say if you live within the perimeter of Peterboro to London, and from Toronto north to Barrie, Mitchieville isn’t that far.
Anyway, it’s worth the drive to Mitchieville. Wow, what a great slogan. Some smart township should run with it.
Email The Mayor at themayor at (@) mitchieville.com for directions and other info.
August 5th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
I will bring Beauregard, and a sacrifice for the amusement of your dinner party, Mayor.
August 5th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Please post directions, I have cash and a co-sigher,hope that will get me there.If you can move it up a little (date wise), it would help, I’m down here in the Colorado Rockies, and I think we’re losing about one hundred dollars a day (net worth) under o’bull and I don’t know how long we can hang on. I’m on a long vacation now anyway, so, let’s party! I’ll have “free” health care by the time that I get back.
August 6th, 2009 at 2:05 am
Would love to be there to show you lot up in terms of manlyness, drinking, bear wrestling and any other thing you might like to mention, but unfortunately I have a pedicure booked that day, and you really don’t want to upset Pierre, he can be such a moody bitch.
August 6th, 2009 at 10:42 am
Sounds awesome, but a little too far to drive for me.
August 7th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Likewise. I have been to Toronto a lot but I can’t quite fit it in that window for time off. I’d still be happy to send you a cheque, though. Let the healing circle commence!