People That Make Out With Animals
While it might look like Corey is getting a gentle peck on the face by this lovely bear, if you look a little closer you will see that the bear is actually gnawing Corey’s face off. And I think that’s what makes this picture extra funny. Like, America’s Home Video $10,000 winner funny. I guess Corey is going to have to *face up* to the fact that he’s only a neck and body now. Haha, keep your *chin up* Corey. Ha! Why the *long face* Corey? Bear *get your tongue* Corey?
Okay, now you’ve gone too far. You’ve hurt Corey’s feelings.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:31 am
without a face, he can’t “grin and bear it”?
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:55 am
My older brother was a “smoke jumper,” and US Forest Service employee in Montana for a while. When he took his initial training, the instructor was teaching them about dealing with bears.
The instructor told them that if they were completely cornered, just climb a tree. As the bear heads up the tree after you, rub human feces in its’ face, and it will retreat.
So, one moron in the class fell for it. Student: “Excuse me, where do you get the feces?” Instructor: “Don’t worry…there will be an ample supply.”
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Haha @ Andy.
Ontario generally loses a few Japanese tourists every year due to the fact that the Japanese think bears are cute and put on this earth to pet.
The bears always think otherwise. And they seem to like Japanese cuisine.