I keep telling the activists that are taking telemarketing courses at the Fenris Badwulf School of Telemarketing Excellence , that they should take the specialization in Fighting Fascism through Funding Fascism Fundamentals course. Feminist lecturer, Sonjia DeSade, pictured here, teaches the course, teaches you what you need to know, quickly and efficiently. And, conveniently, you can make money at the same time. So, Let’s make Money! with Fenris Badwulf …

There are limits to free speech, I tell my students. You cannot just shoot your mouth off and, like, say ‘Go out and hunt down the Parking Enforcement Drones in your Community. Go and find out where the agents of the Government Agency that is making your life miserable live, and work, and shop. Stalk them, and then hire a goon to take a crowbar to their knees.’ No, you cannot say that in public, in a public medium. And my students understand this. They understand that that is what secret societies are for. You can do all your talking and planning and fund raising in your lodge. You can show off your trophies, grisly souvenirs, during lodge dinners. But not in public.

So now, as activists, we can celebrate diversity and embrace multi-culturalism, by expanding the mandate of our respective secret societies from beyond communal suppers and teaching morals, to enriching members through collusion and secret combinations, as well as advancing the social engineering agenda of the order. This is easily exemplified by an anecdote about fundraising to fund a faction that fights fascism by funding fascism.

At one time, I worked for a frozen food wholesaler. His staff had all been there a long time. They were all friends, and shared with each other their atheist liberal values. One day, they decided that there just was not enough social spending going on. Taxes were too low, so people did not want to save money by buying a years supply of frozen meat in one sale. The world needed to get better. I listened to their concerns and encouraged them to put together a pool of money to fund fascism, specifically to hire some out of work reprobates ( Welfare-Scum-Canadians , in albo-Ebonic), give them a job with benefits and sick days and no actual work requirements, and give them fascist indoctrination suitable to our ends, and then let them infect the city of Toronto. This would raise awareness of fascism. What a social good! Jobs for louts which fights fascism through funding fascism!

You do not need much of an imagination to realize the happy smiles and feelings of rich, creamy socialist goodness when the staff came into work to read in the paper about the bashed in heads, splintered legs, and desecrated altars that our consciouness raising initiative had. Sure, the two louts ended up in court, charged and sentenced with some serious time, but thanks to Michael Bryant and his slack justice system, they got out quick. And, as an extra social good, orders went up.

After a few times in jail, our staff fascists learnt to avoid the justice system. The had learnt their lesson (as well as teaching our message of fascism fighting needs funding!) and took to doing violence by night, avoiding or silencing witnesses, and selecting targets with more care and craft.

Of course, this is all hyperbole. And you can use these methods and encourage others in these methods. And keep your eye on lining your pockets when you do. We can talk about the serious stuff at the lodge.

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