Sleeping Positions

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If you had a bad sleep last night and for once it didn’t have to do with the fact that you drained a couple pints of whiskey with your dinner, this handy-dandy sleeping guide will certainly be helpful. I found this on Bits & Pieces who found it through The J-Walk Blog.

  • North: The Vastu sleeping position with head in the North direction is strongly opposed. It might cause major illnesses and sleepless nights for the person sleeping in such a position.
  • South: Vastu Shastra highly recommends this direction as your usual sleeping position with head towards the South. This is believed to provide sound sleep and increase the wealth and prosperity in the household.
  • East: Sleeping with head resting in the East enhances memory, health and spiritual inclination. It is usually advised by Vastu Shastra Consultants to plan the children’s room in such a way that their Vastu sleeping direction comes out to be east. This leads to higher concentration and retention power.
  • West: This is not a very advisable sleeping position. Vaastu Shastra says sleeping with head resting in West might cause disturbed sleep due to nightmares, some major illness and tendency towards violence.
  • I sleep curled up in a ball in the corner of our bedroom, shivering because TLDG has every last blanket, comforter, etc, wrapped securely around her lean frame. Typically, I’ll be clad in my underwear and a pair of socks stretched over my ears. It’s quite a scene. If you send me twenty five bucks, I’ll send you a picture of it. The twenty five bucks will go to pay for a new keyboard, one where the dollar sign is functional.

    3 Responses to “Sleeping Positions”

    1. marc in calgary Says:

      TLDG = “She who must be obeyed” ?

    2. nancy Says:

      marc, “sleeping curled up in the corner” = dog house

      tell the whole story, Mayor.

    3. The Mayor Says:

      The whole story is simple - I LOVE sleeping on the floor, curled up in the corner. Not *A* corner, but *the* corner.

      The cat seems to dig it, but hates when the comforter is pulled up over its head.

      Shoot me, please!

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