Easy Like Sunday Morning
Wow, you were quite the hero last night, weren’t you? Spending all your lunch money to rent a limousine and some high-price entertainment for the evening. And everything seemed to work out just fine. You had a cool ride, and the entertainment was twice as much fun as watching back-to-back Harry Potter movies. I suppose one could say you were the leading man of your very own Harry Pooper movie. Haha, see what I did there?
And even though you woke up to find your high-price entertainment had stolen your wallet, your watch, and your PS3, you have memories that will last you a lifetime. Mind you, those memories are wrapped up in the medication you will be taking for the next 60 years because your high-price entertainment gave you some venereal disease that at one point only members of the Haitian Navy use to get, but what the hell. You da man.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Dude, that wasn’t last night… it was years ago.