What The Hell Am I?
Marc in Calgary, Emily E, and Andy’s wife all correctly identified the okapi as last week’s What the Hell Am I? animal. The rest of last week’s participants were either low and outside, high and inside, or so far off the plate that someone in the stands took a baseball right square in the forehead.
I can’t see anyone correctly identifying this week’s animal, as it is so unique and unidentifiable that I’m sure even our Lord and Saviour is looking at it right now and saying “what the hell?”
Here’s a little information that may shed some light on this hideous creature:
A native to South America, the males typically weigh between (286 – 440 - lbs), and females 35 –82 kilograms (77 – 181 lb). They are tree climbing little devils, and only 5% of their diet consists of meat, while the other 95% consists of salads from Casey’s, and the occasional veggie-wraps from suburban eateries.
And that is all the information you will get from me.
At first when I saw this, I thought Nancy sent me a picture of Michelle Obama’s foot, but then I read the article and it clearly stated that it was NOT Michelle Obama’s foot. Or for that matter, any other appendage attached to Michelle Obama.
Nancy was good enough to send this to The Mayor because Nancy doesn’t spend her whole day thinking about herself, but rather thinking how she can make the world a better place by distributing knowledge through any available circuit. You people would do well to follow Nancy’s lead. Thanks, Nancy, thanks for making us better.
So, What the Hell Am I?
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:31 am
Michelle Obama?
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:49 am
Hugo Chavez likes salad?
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:55 am
sun bear
November 23rd, 2009 at 12:37 pm
That’d be a bear that’s lost it’s hair, or Paul Mitchell after a long night of cat golfing and sun tan lotion drinking.
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Now that I’ve seen a bear naked I know it’s weak points. I will now be able to win in a battle of bear vs mare. I’m going for the skinny front ankles.
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:09 pm
spectacled bear
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:19 pm
It’s no fun to answer when somebody already got it right. Congratulations classicaliberal! Ya’ beat me to it. You’re right…on both guesses.
No, mpalef is right.
November 23rd, 2009 at 2:26 pm
So it isn’t a Chupacabre?
November 23rd, 2009 at 3:24 pm
That’s a photoshoppedigatorus.
November 23rd, 2009 at 3:26 pm
The poor thing looked bad enough,then to photo shop Michelle’s feet to it. shameless.
November 23rd, 2009 at 3:59 pm
I’m Al Franken!…and you’re not!
November 25th, 2009 at 8:55 am
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