Who Dat?
Vonbock was the only person to identify Charles Manson as last week’s Who Dat? person. Wondering how the dillio Vonbock correctly identified Manson from such an obscure picture and a lack of clues to his identity, I did a little security work to find out who this Vonbock person really is.
Firstly, Vonbock’s IP address came back and as I suspected, it was from California State Prison(CSP)-Corcoran’s Security Housing Unit. Plus, I found out the only song on Vonbock’s MP3 player is Helter Skelter. Also, if you rearrange the letters in Vonbock’s name, it comes up as Charles Manson.
Not to worry though, Vonbock Manson, I’m a forgive and forget kind ‘o guy. Let’s consider everything you’ve done as water under the bridge. Time for a new start, wouldn’t you say? Let bygones be bygones.
Wow, look at me,I’m a liberal!
Who Dat person in today’s picture is, we may never know. To be fair, YOU may never know. I totally know. You? Not so much.
I only have one clue for you today: In old pictures like this one, his face looks eerily similar to that of Tom Hanks. The poor bastard.
I know, I know, that’s not a clue, that’s a statement of fact. So sue me. Well then, I guess I’ll see you in court then, big guy.
Who dat?
February 1st, 2010 at 9:07 am
I’m gonna guess Sean Connery…
February 1st, 2010 at 9:22 am
Okay then, but first let me rearrange the letters in your name…
February 1st, 2010 at 10:06 am
Tony Curtis. But, RightTurnClyde is probably right. The face looks like Curtis, but I don’t think he ever had the pecs
February 1st, 2010 at 10:08 am
Hmmm, rearrange the letters in Andy and it spells “Yand”.
In other words, swing and a miss, my good friend.
February 1st, 2010 at 10:18 am
I tried rearranging the letters in my name and I still can’t spell anything. I need to buy a vowel. I’m late to the game, so I’ll second RightTurnClyde.
February 1st, 2010 at 10:34 am
Let me see if I can summon up Vanna White for you…
Vannah, we need a vowel!
February 1st, 2010 at 12:06 pm
sean connery
February 1st, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Meh…I didn’t really think it was Tony Curtis. In fact, I can’t really see his face very well at all. I’M BLIND!
February 1st, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Put me down for Sir Sean Connery as well.
February 1st, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Sean Connery….
February 1st, 2010 at 3:06 pm
The correct answer is Sean Connery, as all the other physique enthusiasts in this thread have attested.
February 1st, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Rod Serling?
February 1st, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Sean Connery’s got some WAY GAY ways: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TeJxggJvg7g/S1EMc7HuRxI/AAAAAAAAC54/ngkMbeMY22w/s1600-h/Galleries+-+30+Photos+That+Don%27t+Make+Any+Sense+-+Major+Badass_1263602243149.png
Just sayin’!
February 1st, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Connery, Sean Connery
February 1st, 2010 at 5:35 pm
Sure, all the Johnny-come-lately’s can say “Sean Connery!” Like they REALLY knew that (COUGH COUGH)… I think ONLY RightTurnClyde deserves recognition. Just sayin’…
February 1st, 2010 at 5:41 pm
I believe that this is a picture of Captain Ramius, in his youth of course.
Conn, sonar! Crazy Ivan!
February 1st, 2010 at 6:02 pm
I truly hope that ain’t Connery! It does look like gay 1950’s actor Victor Mature, who generally liked the Roman soldier type roles in all sorts of flics, as he got to cavort scantily clad. I hated the guy on sight, being a fan of he-man type actors like John Wayne and Bob Mitchum.
btw, Mayor,Andy also scrambles into Dyan,which is a GIRL’S name! Well, sorta,I mean ,if you use your imagination.
No offence to Andy,red or white, who’s one of the last heterosexuals in America!
Also looks a bit like cowboy film minor entity Rory Calhoun, who I always figured was just slightly less macho than John and Bob,though I coulda been wrong.
February 1st, 2010 at 6:17 pm
would da nailed this one too, but been in solitary….. Charlie says howdy & tanks for the memories
February 1st, 2010 at 7:13 pm
dmorris: Damn right! He does look like Rory Calhoun!!! He also bears a resemblance to Dale Robertson (who I have met, but it’s too long a story to tell).
Also, you make an interesting observation… “Andy…Dyan.” Hmmm….I’m gonna chew on that one for a while as I explore my own sexuality.
No offense taken, Dmorris…
Heh! If you scramble the letters to dmorris you come up with “mis dorr!” I’m pretty sure that’s French for something real macho. But, probably not.
February 1st, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Sean Connery is the correct answer, of course.
However, since we’re having so much fun, I will still accept answers for the next 24 hours.
Starting now.
February 1st, 2010 at 9:08 pm
If you unscramble “The Mayor,” you get “He May Rot.”
I don’t mean nothin’ by it…I’m just sayin’…
February 1st, 2010 at 9:35 pm
You also get ‘hear tom’, which isn’t unusual to anyone who has seen The Mayor’s Tom Jones collection (the life-size dolls are a little creepy).
February 1st, 2010 at 10:45 pm
True, it’s not unusual…
February 8th, 2010 at 11:25 am
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