Expect more terrible storms as the Thunder God, Jupiter makes things happen his way, and makes it snappy with a few well timed bolts of lightning.  Jupiter, a ruling planet in the sign of Pisces, seems to have a bit of grudge on for those that mess with the free markets and property rights.  Jupiter rules good faith in contracts, which the ancients called ‘oaths’.  Jupiter does not like oath breakers, apparently.  Allied, right now, with the Plutonic forces of the underworld, Jupiter is being drawn into a war of attrition between Pluto and Saturn.  Saturn sits exalted in Libra, and so is untouchable to Jupiter’s current rule of the heavens.  So, we have conflict.  A background conjunction of Venus and Uranus in Pisces adds some color: expect some sudden revelations of a pleasant kind relating to scientific breakthroughs.

Aries: There are opportunities out there for your sign.  Nothing too obvious, but your sign is the best at finding things other people have not found before, or, more exactly, recognized them for what they are.  And, you will have cheap, anonymous sex for the taking.

Taurus: A friend of the opposite sex will give you a gift.  It might not be wrapped up in nice paper, but a gift none the less.  You will be seduced by a space alien.  They want your body to experience human sex.  Tourists.

Gemini: An interest in commerce is called for.   You will make a lot of money on the stock market,  or in some sort of transaction involving a car.  A new credit card will come in the mail.

Cancer: Tuesday morning, something will happen.  You will be rubbed raw by the spawn of the welfare age, and it will not be to your advantage.  Move on and take note of where the bedbugs are coming from.  This is a timely warning that will prove useful later on.

Leo: People need your leadership right around now.  Too bad they make the wrong choice and go for tinsel and not a quality Leo product.  Guard yourself on Friday, as there is a vex lurking about you that day.

Virgo: The drudgery of daily life will clog your spirit this week.  But that state of mind will only linger until Thursday.  Pay attention to tedious details.

Libra: There is a war in heaven going on.  For a few days, the crumbs fall from the dining table of the gods.  And, you will attract the attention of a secret admirer, who will reveal themselves.

Scorpio: When cutting off your enemies fingers, take your time and do it medieval style: one knuckle at a time.  It is traditional.  And, it will help you feel better.  Beware of road rage on Thursday.

Sagittarius: While you are influential in counsel, you are not running the show.  Besides, some financial problems from the past are rising up this week.  Lay in more paper for your check tape calculator.

Capricorn: You will receive good financial news in the mail.  Totally undeserved, but then again, with everyone else using secret combinations, maybe you should too.

Aquarius: You will be abducted by a strange alien intelligence and put to work on their far away planet.  This will happen while you are asleep, only.  So, get lots of sleep, as it will not be restful.

Pisces: Find happiness where you can.  You  are well connected to the universal sub-conscious this week and the indigestion of the world will bubble through your mind.

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