I Completely Agree With This
This is actually quite true. I never thought about it before, but now that I’ve seen the graphic, it’s something I can’t disagree with. It reminds me of the road sign I saw the other day that said, “The Mayor of Mitchieville has one hell of a tight ass”. It’s so very true, there’s no denying it. My point is, I never thought about my ass being so tight before, but then when I saw the road sign, the 48′ x 128′ road sign prominently displayed on the 401 - Canada’s busiest highway - I thought about it and came to the conclusion that the road sign is a beacon of truth. Perhaps the last beacon of truth we have on earth. Well, that and the NY Times.
Am I a little embarrassed that someone would go through all the trouble to erect a 48 x 128′ road sign declaring that I have one hell of a tight ass? No. Not at all. Why should the truth embarrass me?
And just so you don’t email me asking the question every last guy has on his lips, I’ll tell you: By eating smelly cheeses and doing many deep knee bends every morning before I vomit blood in the toilet.
February 8th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Mayor, that’s the God’s honest truth! Mrs. Andy is just fascinated by the little people, and the enormous whale people, and the people that have a baby every 8 months.
She just loves watching those freaky people.
That’s what ah loves about her, I reckon.
Oh, wait! What does that say about me???
February 8th, 2010 at 5:06 pm
Hey, whenever I have the urge to cheat on my diet I tune in take one look at those whales and boom I’m off to the gym.
February 8th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Midgets scare the hell out of me. I can’t be the only one. Buehler? Buehler?
February 8th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Amen, Mayor! I posted a photo on a post called “Midget Wrestling” once…I think it was when ObozO and Hillary were battling it out for the Dimocrat nomination.
I get dozens of visits every day from “Midget Wrestling” searches. I shudder every time I see that photo. Maybe I’ll go delete the post.