Large Unit Contractor Exposed
An Australian contractor who had been described by his clients as “well endowed” has pleaded guilty of 12 counts of performing indecent acts at various Brisbane homes between 1999 and 2008 and was given an 8 month jail term:
Prosecutor Lewis Shillito told the court Owen wore skimpy shorts or stripped down to his underwear while he worked, allowing what the women described as an “extremely large” penis to poke out from the fabric.
The court was told Owen would also masturbate in front of the women, aged between 45 and 83, and rub cream onto his exposed genitals while complaining of a rash.
I hope the culprit wasn’t being paid by the hour.
It may look as if the court is right in its decision, after all, people can’t go around exposing themselves like they’re attendees at a Barney Frank dinner party. But then I read a little further…
Mr Shillito said Owen’s actions made the women feel uncomfortable but that all allowed him to finish the renovations.
Right. I’m appalled, but after you finish masturbating could you build me a spice rack, please? I heard one woman got so upset she kicked the large membered contractor out of her house. But not before she got him to install her kitchen cabinets, build an 18′ x 18′ deck, install hardwood floors throughout her entire 4600 sq ft house, shingle her roof, tile her four bathrooms, install a row of solar panels, build an addition, paint her house and renovate the entire west wing. But after that, she was all like, “get the hell out of my house!!!”
And oh, do you have a card?
February 9th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Hm. Typical. The women used the fellow’s talents and admired his other talents,then were righteously outraged when it was all over.
The gentleman’s business should improve quite a bit after this publicity,he may have to take on equally talented employees.
February 9th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Every day when I wake up I thank the good Lord above that he didn’t give me even one singletary talent. Not a bloody one.
Cuz a pretty guy like me wouldn’t last 30 seconds in jail.
February 9th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Yeah, but have you ever tried the home renovations business,Mayor, might make a fortune!
That’s a compliment.