VD Week
I know most of Mitchieville’s hot-blooded (and a few lukewarm-blooded) males are saying to themselves right now, “Would you be my Valentine?” in regard to the woman in the picture. Well, the answer is no. No, she will not be your Valentine. However, I’m sure if you asked her nicely, she would kick you in the face, and if you’re really lucky, you might catch a glimpse of her bum as she bends over to wipe your face blood off her boot with your cheesy $15 tie.
February 9th, 2010 at 9:19 pm
Jessica Simpson?! Well, okay. But only if she is in the shape and shorts from the Dukes of Hazzard movie.
February 9th, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Jessica’s joined up?!
I’m off to fight the Yanks in hopes that Jessica will take me prisoner and abuse me in a most delightful way!
I’d pin that medal just a bit lower if I was the commanding General.
February 9th, 2010 at 10:40 pm
The skag has glasses growing out of the end of her nose.
Poor photography. Very poor…