VD Week
I’m a simple man – and I don’t mean in the sense where I have a limited vocabulary and find it hard to keep the spit from shooting out of my yap when I talk – but rather, simple in the sense where I truly believe everyone in the universe would be happy if they could just find their love bunny. As you can probably tell from following this most-excellent site every day, The Mayor is one of the last true romantics on the planet. I really am. And as I was shoving the ballgag in TLDG’s mouth last night, right before I started banging her, I looked deep into her eyes (after I removed the Batman mask) and said, “You are my love bunny”. By that time the roofie was swirling around her bloodstream so she didn’t answer, and even if she could she wouldn’t have been able to talk because of the ballgag I shoved in her mouth, but none-the-less, let’s assume everything was equal and she could have responded, I’m sure she would have reciprocated and called me her love bunny, too. A love bunny with sick, twisted, sexual fetishes. Mmmmmmm, is it hot in here or is it just me?
February 10th, 2010 at 10:45 pm
Mr. Mayor, I’ve just got to ask this. Does TLDG know how to use a computer, and if so, does she ever read your posts?
If so, you are either a VERY brave man…or quite possibly the world’s greatest husband.
Inquiring minds want to know…
February 10th, 2010 at 10:47 pm
Oh yeah…thanks for the picture. I didn’t know Myron was still alive. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51G9tzYV4kL.jpg
February 10th, 2010 at 11:40 pm
Man, Frankie Yanky is looking old! Oh wait, Andy already did that joke? Dammit.
*walks away sulking
February 11th, 2010 at 12:02 am
wow, TLDG has got to be the luckiest gal (er, she’s a gal right?) in Michieville. Is that her stage name? I have only one other question, was that a #2 or the #3 ballgag? Whatever is your game, stay away from the elliptical style, those with the bridle intact are ok but don’t tell us you weren’t warned, a good sub is a good find. My ex used to say, a hard man is a good find. She’s like that still I hear/read.
I’ve found that if ya’ll start with a #1 ballgag, then ease your way up the ladder, er, foodchain, then it’ll all come together much slicker than the other method. Once they’re bitten into, they’re not really rebuildable. I see the photo’s name is “what in the hell is this”? It appears to be a Pepsi product in your carry on/murse, Is that what I’m seeing here? Are my eyes lying to me?
Is that a rabbit? or a hare? If that’s a rabbit, I’ll try the hare, if that’s a hare, I’ll try the rabbit. It’s easier to tell when they’re young ‘ins. I like ‘em shaved too. Can I say that? I’m not so hot now, actually I’m doubting myself a bit and although I don’t see anything sick twisted demented or sexual here, I’ll likely be back.