Pamela Anderson Tries to Be Smart

Pamela Anderson, who, instead of filling her mouth with STD infected has-been rock stars, decided to fill her mouth with ridiculous talking points against the Canadian seal hunt:

“I don’t know how popular he is with young people (Stephen Harper,Canadian Prime Minister) but this is a great way to get popular with them because there’s not one young person, I think, in Canada that agrees with the seal hunt.”

It must have taken quite a while for Pamela Anderson to compile a list of every single young person in Canada and come to the conclusion that there is not one single person who agrees with the seal hunt. That my friends, is the epitome of hard work and dedication.

“I think when people think of Canadian club they should think of a good whisky, not jerks beating pups on the ice,” quipped Anderson.

I’m pretty sure that when people think of Canadian Club whiskey that they aren’t thinking about people beating seals to death on the ice. Mind you, after about two handfuls of whiskey I usually do think of beating seals to death on ice. As a matter of fact, I’ve had a few whiskeys this afternoon, and I’m seriously contemplating flying to Newfoundland and smashing in the heads of a couple dozen seal pups, mostly for shits and giggles.

The reason that no one with any functioning brain cells can possibly take Pamela Anderson seriously is because Pamela has been abusing and poisoning her own puppies with silicone and poison for years. Pamela should stick to what she knows best: Deep throating tattooed disease-filled scumbags, and showing off her fake tits. When I want to hear what Pamela Anderson thinks, I’ll knock on the top of her head and ask. Until then, shut the hell up Pamela and take off your clothes.

Pamela Anderson is smart. Just kidding.

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