Lindsay Lohan Wants to Go to Iraq

Now Optimus Prime will have someone to have sex with when he’s not shooting people in the head in the Middle East:

Lindsay Lohan tells Elle magazine she wants to entertain the troops in Iraq. “I’ve been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long — Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous”.

“My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I’m going to start taking shooting lessons.”

There are many questions which surround this story, such as; Will Lindsay be secure if she travels to Iraq? Will she go by herself or with Hillary Clinton? When is she planning to travel to the Middle East?

There are many other questions that surround this whole ordeal, such as; Will Lindsay get shot in the face by Iraqi insurgents or will she take a round of shots to the face by American servicemen? Would anyone care if Hohan left for the Middle East, would anyone care if she didn’t return? However, the main question I have is this; How did this pig-ugly bitch ever get famous in the first place?

Iraq my brain over these questions

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