Nicole Ritchie Ate No Fat
First, the woman of my dreams must have a beautiful smile, she must light up a room with her pearly whites. Secondly, the woman of my dreams must be a product of an interracial mixed marriage. Thirdly, and most importantly, the woman of my dreams must have a chest that I can play like an xylophone.
Nicole Ritchie is the woman of my dreams.
As an added bonus, think of all the money I’ll save on pork chops!