Women Lie, Cheat, Steal, So The Survey Says

Researchers for That’s Life! magazine surveyed 5000 British women and discovered some rather startling results, such as:

Four out of ten (42%) would lie about contraception in order to get pregnant, in spite of the wishes of their partner.

HALF of all women would lie to their husbands or partners to keep their relationship going if they became pregnant by another man.

Eight out of ten women (83%) admit to telling “big, life-changing lies”, with 13% saying they do so frequently.

38% say they would marry purely for money. 23% would allow their man to sleep with another woman for ‘50,000.

An alarming 31% of all women say they would not tell a future partner if they had a sexual disease. This rises for 65% for single women.

Don’t bother reading the rest of the statistics, for if you do, only two things will come out of it: You’ll end up getting divorced, or you’ll never let your honey out of the door unless she’s equipped with a tracking device, a ball-gag, and a leash.

Just forget you ever saw this article, or better yet, just assume that the women in question are British and that the behaviour in question only happens with British women and not with women like your little Suzie. Ya, Suzie’s a good girl, she’s loyal like a pit-bull.

I can’t resist adding this one last statistic into the fray:

Most women (68%) do not trust their partner.

That’s because men can’t be trusted, right?

I love you baby, but I must insist on references

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