Rosie O’Donnell–Storyteller (Pig)

Rosie, on her excellent website, describes a scene that happened the other day between herself, her lesbian lover, and some biker-type guy who screamed obsenities at them:

we had just finished eating
about to head home
2 2 many people
when

along
came a bald screaming infuriated man
it’s always a man
i tell ya

i stood next to his hog
when kel backed out
so as not to hit it
i ride

as i buckled my belt
he ran towards r car
angry
“MY MOTORCYCLE BLAH BLAH !!!”

“chill dude -
we didn’t touch it”
his eyes were wild
stretched open wide

he got madder
pupils big – snorting like a dragon
FUCKING LESBIANS
he screamed

the trump card
always

and we r supposed to cower
to fall 2 r knees ashamed
not good enough
unworthy

not tonight
mr bald muscle man
with a pimped out hog
not tonight

i stood up in the front seat
hands above my head
smiled and yelled
CORRECT SIR – FUCKING LESBIAN!!!

Wow, what an engaging and interesting fairy tail tale. It reminds me of an engaging and interesting fake story that happened to me yesterday. I was ordering a burger and fries, and the counter girl asked me if I would like pickles on my burger. I told her that no, I only want ketchup. She looked right in my eyes and said, “Okay, ketchup it is”. True story, tell all your friends. Better yet, use the email function right next to the comment button and send it to Readers Digest, you may win $25 for the best story of the week.

Rosie, U R such a Li R

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