Inside Mitchieville – September 23, 2007
This is the talented Bunny Cadeau who is working her way through college by taking on part time assignments here at the Mitchieville Community Center. She does volunteer work with various feminist groups in town, hoping to pad her resume and get a tenured academic position in Social Theory. If that does not work out, she plans to get pregnant and live on welfare and donuts.
Marshal Suvorov here is shown leading a cadre of Greenshirt Militia in maneouvers in support of Reforestation Day. These patriots, hand picked by Fenris, will be finished their current task around October 10 and should be on hand to help with the election
This poster sums up all the rich creamy goodness of Political Correctness, does it not?
This cute kitten is only fourty pounds, thanks to Fenris Badwulf’s tireless support for genetic experiments and hormone supplements in pet food. Only half size, this Puma-Tabby cross is happy and living at one of the old folks homes here in Mitchieville. He likes pork chops.
A new poster posted at the Mitchieville Library. This shows how much we care about children, especially ones abandoned at the Library by Baby Momma’s who are off to get into the free liquor provided by the Mayor’s election campaign, leaving little M’Binga to shriek his way around the quiet homework room. Noisy children are the snacks of Set, the Snake God.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.
