Maxim Releases Its Unsexy List

Maxim unleashed it’s Top 5 Unsexiest Women, and topping the list was none other than Sarah Jessica Parker. Here is most of the article, so you don’t need to follow the link:

”How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with ’sex’ in the title?” the magazine said. In the runner-up position is the beehived singer Amy Winehouse, because of her ”openly haemorrhaging translucent skin, rat’s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats.”

On the small screen, Grey’s Anatomy star Sandra Oh came third and Madonna, ”with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull”, was fourth,
Britney Spears, took last place in the Unsexy 5.

”Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs.

“Since then, she’s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of … pudge.”

When did Maxim become unfunny? I could have sworn Maxim use to be funny. When did they start hiring lame writers with zero sense of funny? I’m not sure who the little bitch is that wrote that article, but he deserves to be unemployed.

Not funny.

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