Nicole Ritchie–Tobacco Face

I once knew this abusive, dirty slut of a woman who, not unlike Nicole Ritchie, smoked like a chimney while pregnant. This woman smoked from the time she got her filthy carcass up in the morning until the time she laid down her disgusting, ignorant head at night. I asked her how she could smoke while pregnant, knowing the damage it could do to the child, and she told me point blank that she smokes because she wants the child to be born small, it’s easier to pop a small kid out. As for Nicole Ritchie? I’m sure she smokes because she doesn’t want her baby to be born weighing more than she does.

That took quite a few words to get around to the point of this post, but in retrospect, I think we can all agree that it was all worth it.

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One Response to “Nicole Ritchie–Tobacco Face”

  1. Charlotte Says:

    She’s not pregnant here. It’s a FAKE bump. She was filming the simple life and she had to take the place of a pregnant house mum.

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