Valentine’s Day–3 More Days!

Valentine’s Day is but a few short days away, a time where lovers will do lovey-dovey things, such as go out for romantic dinners, buy each other sexy gifts and engage in dirty bum sex. Many men will buy their lover red roses, a symbol of their purest love. This won’t happen in Saudi Arabia though, no sir/madam. Red roses are viewed as basically a gateway present which will inevitably lead to unmarried persons having *relations*. And that shit aint kosher in the big Saudi. Iyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiy:

“They visited us last night,” the Saudi Gazette quoted an unidentified florist as saying.

It is not unusual for the Saudi vice squad to clamp down ahead of Valentine’s Day, which it sees as encouraging relations between men and women outside of wedlock, the newspaper said.

Every day it gets a tad bit harder for me to believe that there is no one culture better than any other.

It’s pretty sad that in some countries, like Saudi Arabia, the only time an unmarried guy is allowed to have a crush on a woman is if he’s actually crushing her head with a brick. Iyiyiyiyiyiyiy. It’s pretty sad that the term *Cupid’s arrow through her heart* is meant literally. Iyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi. It’s pretty sad that the only time a Saudi woman is allowed to get red roses is when they are being thrown on her coffin after she was beaten to death because she sported a little ankle, the dirty slut. Iyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi.

Happy Valentine’s Day!!

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