Harper must go
Like all activists, I was outraged at the callous insensitivity of the latest budget produced by Stephen Harper and his Big Blue Meanie Machine. Where is the focus upon Toronto, the most important city in Canada?
Ah, Toronto! Where the sun rises and sets with a smile upon the prefect city planned by planners using the perfect science of city planning. Here, every known culture lives in harmony and mutual admiration. Everybody likes each other, because Toronto cares. Cares enough to spend, spend, spend, the money that the greedy, mud encrusted peasants, churls, villains, and serfs offer up as tribute to the Perfect City.
Without Toronto, the canoe of state of Canada would be lost without an anchor, like Cuba without Castro, or a specialty prostitute without a whip. So those unimportant little Canadians who live outside of the borders of Utopia had better put aside their own self interest and start demanding that Toronto be placed first and foremost, as we do here in Toronto.
A real slap in the face of Toronto was this five thousand dollar tax free savings account scheme. It insults everybody who does not work for a living. What about those many Canadians who lack the ability or the desire to work? What about those Canadians who have made the difficult decision to maintain a disability pension rather than support the Capitalist system? What about the many caring Canadians who enable other Canadians to not work? Most of our caring Canadians live in Toronto, as do our vibrant abilityless Canadians, and disability fraud Canadians.
This bank account idea undermines one of Toronto-Canadians most cherished values: that our State will look after them from womb to tomb. Why do we need to work or to save when Social Spending will give us the cheques we need? This assumption of work is distasteful, and extra distasteful to the perfected beings who enable worklessness in the work free city of Toronto.
The unimportant, lesser beings who grub out a dirty living in the stinking offices, factories, and farms outside of Toronto owe this great city a living. As we say here in Toronto, our shit does not stink. So, I call onto you whose shit does not stink to make those whose shit stinks to get off the pot and overthrow the government of Stephen Harper and his Big Blue Meanie Machine and initiate a fresh era of lavish spending … on Toronto.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.
