Amy Winehouse’s Secret To Facial Beauty
Since there isn’t a product in the world that has been able to restore Amy Winehouse’s face back to any semblance of normalcy, she has decided to opt for an alternative medicine that seems right down her alley:
Amy, 24, above, is prepared to be a testing monkey for a radical new ointment.
It will require her to perform the stomach-churning task of adding her own urine to the solution before massaging it into her face.
I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I am willing to help Amy out.
Being the humanitarian that I am, being someone who is a people’s person, I am willing, at no charge, to pee on Amy Winehouse’s face.
I’ll even go as far as massaging my urine into her face with a baseball bat. If it takes my urine and a baseball bat to rid Amy Winehouse of that disgusting face she lunks around all day, then by golly, put me in coach, I’m ready to play.