Was Cher (tea) Bagging Tom Cruise?

In an interview with Oprah (you go girl!), Cher admitted to having a tryst with Tom Cruise. In other news, I’m vomiting in a Glad garbage bag:

“I was so crazy about him,” says Cher, who was 39 when she reportedly met the 23-year-old Cruise at a White House fund-raiser in the mid-’80s, not long after his breakthrough role in 1983’s Risky Business.

Instantly smitten with the young actor, Cher recalls, “He was so wonderful … And he was so, like, different.”

Winfrey’s audience particularly appreciated Cher’s remembrance of the “long date” she spent with Cruise – “I lived in his apartment,” she tells Winfrey – which elicited cheers from the crowd, reports Britain’s Daily Mail.

I wouldn’t think it would take much to keep Cher happy, maybe a salt-lick and a handful of oats.

Cher has always scared the hell out of me. I once had this terrible dream where I was in the same room as Cher and she saw me, walked over to where I was, pulled out her cock and beat me half to death with it.

Not that Tom Cruise would mind that, from the look of the picture he must have just whispered in her ear, “if you hold my junk like you hold that mic, I’ll give you some maize and an apple.”

Whoa, that’s some scary stuff!

The Superficial for the pic

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