TV Stars: They Lack PhD’s for a Reason

Keyser’s band of loyal readers know he doesn’t do the Perez Hilton thing, and never posts stupid pictures of celebrities for no reason except to abuse them for the amusement of losers who should count themselves lucky to have a fraction of the looks or money of the abused stars (well, almost never). But Keyser came across these pictures of Heroes “star” Hayden Panetierre (or something) trying to use one of those debit gadgets at some store, and felt obliged to post them:



What in the hell is going on here? Has Satan taken control of the screen and is proposing doing anal with her? Or is it just that she has no idea how the goddamned thing works? Perhaps she doesn’t recognize her own signature and thinks she’s trying to steal from herself?

For what it’s worth, here’s the thing she bought. Keyser has no idea what it is (but under such circumstances he doesn’t make a face as if someone asked him to imagine himself as Schillinger’s “best boy” on Oz):

Ruthlessly and belatedly pinched from old crap over at Keyser’s Lair

2 Responses to “TV Stars: They Lack PhD’s for a Reason”

  1. cudgel Says:

    Haven’t got a clue who Hayden Whatever is but I’d throw one in there, scrunched face and all, given half a chance…or less.

  2. The Mayor Says:

    That’s the old college spirit, Cudgel! It’s that type of determination that made this country great.

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