Who does this apply to?

1. Occidental College records — Not released
2. Columbia College records — Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper — ‘not available’
4. Harvard College records — Not released
5. Selective Service Registration — Not released
6. Medical records — Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule — ‘not available’
8. Law practice client list — Not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate — Not released
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth — Not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published — None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles — None
13.Your Record of baptism — Not released or ‘not available’
14. Your Illinois State Senate records — ‘not available’

Thanks to Last of the Few

3 Responses to “”

  1. Chris Says:

    To paraphrase Bill Swarski, his name “starts with an O, ends with an A, and is connected by BAM”.

  2. Keyser Says:

    It’s “the few,” actually.

  3. dinosaur Says:

    I bet if that was McCain the MSM’s would look akin to pit bulls with rabies frothing at the mouth and all.

    Kaiser it says last of the few in firefox.

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