Stop Fenris

On the eve of the Mitchieville democratic election, Fenris has announced a coup, claiming the backing of the Senate. I think not. Note the Senate is outnumbered by cabinet ministers and backbenchers seeking promotion. The will of the people is not to be abused lightly and Fenris is about to face the wrath of the other candidate’s minions who have so generously donated their time and money to fairness and change. Eating mush is not on their agenda.

Stand up for change. Resist collective autonomy enforced by tyranny. Vote Lisa for Mayor of Mitchieville on October 14th. Vote often and earnestly. If necessary, a lift to the polling booth in a bulletproof armored vehicle is available.

7 Responses to “Stop Fenris”

  1. The Mayor Says:

    “a lift to the polling booth in a bulletproof armored vehicle is available”

    Available? If Fenris was Mayor it would be required.

  2. Lisa Says:

    And Fenris won’t be Mayor. Sargon tells me it is not in the cards nor the tea leaves. The big bully is outnumbered.

  3. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    You are just pretending to be Lisa and whats his name, ‘The Mayor’. You fiends! What have you done with the real Lisa and whats his name, ‘The Mayor’.

    A response team from the Mitchieville Library is routing to your location for questioning. Do not resist.

  4. Lisa Says:

    Speaking of the Mitchieville Public library, the polls are open at 7 am. Return that overdue DVD, vote and your fines will no long be applicable.

    Never mind Fenris. His collar has been tightened.

  5. Kateland Says:

    I think not pseudo-Lisa. Take a good look outside the windows – the army of Zion are poised to launch an assault on your location and are merely awaiting the signal from Fenris.

  6. Richard Evans Says:

    Fenris is an ass-pirate. His bid for the mayorship is based solely on his desire to obtain unfettered access to the 12 year old boys currently attending our middle schools.

    If you want your boy’s ass to stay virgin, vote for the Mayor.

  7. The Mayor Says:

    Have I mentioned that Richard Evans is my new Campaign Manager?

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