If McCain Wins, Seal And His Bitch Will Leave America
In an interview with Vanity Fair magazine, Seal said that if John McCain wins the upcoming election, he’s taking his toys and leaving America:
“If McCain is elected and America staggers on further towards the abyss, then we will leave the country. That is not a problem for us.”
Good. Take your hideously deformed mutant face and your rent-a-bitch and get the fuck out. This asshole isn’t even American, who does he think he’s threatening by leaving? It’s not like he’s making any contribution to America anyway. I mean, other than scaring flies off of shit with his grotesque, pock-marked face.
The same thing happens every election cycle: Some idiot celebrity threatens to leave America if whatever Republican gets elected. They never leave though, and that makes me sad. These cretins make me want to puke. He’s living the good life in the US–he has a big house, tons of money and toys, and not a bloody care in the world. Yet, he feels as if America is somehow not meeting his expectations. Well here’s what my expectations are for Seal: Shut up. Get some serious dermabrasion. Kill yourself.
October 29th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Why wait on the election. Just leave now. Ingrate assholes.
October 29th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Why is he called “Seal”?
Seals are cute.
October 30th, 2008 at 5:22 am
I invite Seal to come visit us in Canada, where I’m sure he could find a good club.
October 30th, 2008 at 6:49 am
Maybe he could move to Zimbabwe, they hold prestigious positions at the UN is it the head of economic development.
Plus millions have fled the country so there’s bound to be a house empty but I don’t think he can bring his ho she’s white and they are racist, it’s like affirmative action.
November 1st, 2008 at 10:24 am
This pretentious self-important blatherwick already spends a lot of time here in Whistler and a cabal of locals pathetically and routinely fawn over him. I hope that America fulfills Seal’s wishes because then we wouldn’t have to put up with him coming here anymore. To have to continually hear about this bloated ego traipsing around Whistler village flirting with the girls in the Guess store or the jewellery shops in the hotels. So tiring that we keep hearing about this has-been. What entitles an actor or a singer to tell us how to vote?
November 2nd, 2008 at 5:58 am
Thank you for commenting, Paggy. I agree with you, of course. It sickens me that Seal is dirtying up such a beautiful place as Whistler. I can absolutely see him hanging around a Guess store, because that’s where children shop. And when it comes right down to it, Seal has a mind like a child.
Pox on his village.
May 6th, 2009 at 1:57 am
Blogs like this are why I use the internet.
August 6th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
interesting stuff!