Sarah Burge Has Spent $1.4 Million To Look Like Barbie


After being beaten up and left for dead when she was a teen, Sarah Burge started her journey into the world of cosmetic and reconstructive surgery. Her goal was to look like Barbie. After more than 100 surgeries and a whopping $1.4 million later, this is the end result (not that she wants to stop having even more surgery)

The half-million pound costs include: £32,000 have her whole face lasered to remove a layer of skin to give it a more youthful look; £26,500 on perfecting her bust – including having it reduced and the nipples moved; £30,000 keeping her jawline firm; nearly £15,000 on her tummy; and £14,000 on keeping her bottom pert.

‘It’s addictive – you find yourself wondering what you can have done next? It’s not that I’m unhappy with the way I look – I’ve always been confident about my appearance.

‘That’s why I want to keep my body and face as they are. All the work I’ve had done has been to stop the ageing.’

Keep in mind that Sarah is 49 years old, so, with that being said, I think she looks pretty damn good. Sure, she has shoulders like a linebacker, but all things considered, I don’t know too many 50 year olds that look like that. Ya, the picture kind of sucks, so she may have a face and body like a snare drum when you get up close, but even if she’s 1/2 as good looking in person as she is in this shitty picture, I’d say that yes, Sarah Burge is pretty and I do want to see her naked.

But she doesn’t look anything at all like Barbie, other than they are both made of plastic and have enormous breasts.

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8 Responses to “Sarah Burge Has Spent $1.4 Million To Look Like Barbie”

  1. She Has Spent $1.4 Million To Look Like Barbie - Says:

    [...] But she doesn’t look anything at all like Barbie, other than they are both made of plastic and have enormous breasts. [...]

  2. cudgel Says:

    I’ll play Ken and toss one in there.

  3. Sisyphus Says:

    Barbie’s head is not that small.

  4. maddinosaur Says:

    Can I take her clothes off to see if she’s anatomically correct?

  5. mgnmfrc1 Says:

    She may not look exactly like Barbie but I’m pretty sure none of my friends will give me grief about playing with her.

  6. The Mayor Says:

    Exactly, it’s not like riding a moped or anything.

  7. cwkhang Says:

    where is the money came from?

  8. Wally Dundon Says:

    She also is pretty and rich, is just mitologie about poor polish girl, she is singer and dancer too she had success since she finish 6 years old, her parents are rich people.What you think who can pay for study in New York at Lee Strasberg Theatre and Film Institute????And other think she was born in Mexico in 1983 so in Poland was hard time nobody traveled to Mexico was comunism in Poland.So she is also lucky to be born in rich familly from Poland.Report this comment as spam or abuse

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