Celebrating Set, the Snake God, at Halloween
An Archon of the Golden Serpent
In the happy traditions of our pre-Christian ancestors, Halloween was a time to have family bonding and togetherness with the dead. Old scores would be settled, and vendettas facilitated. Yes, phooey on those meddling Christians and their gloomy warnings about why you should not bring the dead back to life. No more will the post-Christian multi-cultural village peoples be constrained by morality. This end, the loyal initiates of the inner orders of Set, the Snake God, have decided to raise large numbers of dead people this Halloween. Because, the last to be eaten, care, we share with you the method of raising the dead …
Fenris Badwulf’s easy one pot recipe for raising the dead
Cats should have human rights, too.
What you need:
A cheap wind up alarm clock, which you can get in any Value Village or Giant Tiger sort of place
I wish other people lived in Dixie
What you do:
Set the alarm clock to ring at midnight. Hide it in a graveyard. Best spots are close to the grave of a freemason (look for the square and compass on the head stone), or some other secret society. Since I wanted a large crop of Democrat voters, my ruthlessly efficient operatives concentrated on loyal Democrat voters: veterans of the Second War of Independence, 1861-1865. Yes, as many Confederate a few hundred thousand of these outraged victims of Republican treachery will be unleashed on your cities by dawn of November 1, 2008.
You are too late to stop me. By the time you read this, my loyal minions, acolytes, and adepts, will have salted enough graveyards to give me an army of voters for the coming election on November fourth. Reparations for Reconstruction!
Mister Whiskers in his feline form
