Fenris Badwulf is unfair
Having had the misfortune of working alongside Fenris Badwulf, I can only tell you that his methods are among the most distasteful that any astrologer, such as myself, can attribute to this most goatlike Capricorn. Good People of Mitchieville, I need your support to resist this latest outrage.
As an astrolger and hypnotist, I asked for funding to attend the Hypnotists convention in Las Vegas, to be held in February at the Tuscany Suites Hotel and Casino * from the 22nd through to March 1st. Unfortunately, that rogue Fenris demanded that I take him and his ruthlessly efficient assistant, Sonjia DeSade!
What in the world would Fenris want to do at a Hypnotists convention held in Las Vegas at a casino in February? Why would he want to take that latex clad creature he calls his assistant? I suspect mischief.
Well, it is time to stop Fenris. I want you to leave your outrage in the comments. Do not send Fenris Badwulf and his corset clad wench to this convention.
Mitchieville, do your duty.
I, Sargon the Magnificent, wrote this.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
I’m standing beside myself in undignification! This is an outrage! What were we talking about?
November 13th, 2008 at 9:34 am
I’m outraged that Fenris will not let me borrow Sonjia DeSade for my personal amusement!