Swedish Bestiality Ring Infiltrated
A Swedish newspaper infiltrated a bestiality ring that consisted of about 30 participants. After confronting the main mule humper over the mistreatment of animals, bestiality man responded:
“Any of the times I did anything with her she was the one who backed into me and provoked it. She was in heat and made herself available. There were also times later when she didn’t want to and then I backed out immediately,” he told Expressen.
In other words, the bitch had it coming.
There have been calls for the Swedish government to establish laws concerning this type of mistreatment of animals, but when Agriculture Minister Eskil Erlandsson was confronted, he could only offer up only this bizarre explanation as to why there aren’t laws currently in place:
“Is it, and should it be, legal to spread something on the genitalia that might smell or taste nice to a dog, in order to allow the dog to lick off whatever is spread on the genitalia?
“Should it be permitted to stroke a bitch’s teats with love, or should it be classified as animal sexual abuse?” the minister wondered.
If you have to seriously contemplate whether it should be legal or illegal to spread something on your genitalia so a dog can make your private area its own personal buffet, then here’s a bullet and a gun, lock and load, you sick bastard. Remember, playing frisbee with your dog is exercise, it isn’t foreplay.
November 12th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
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November 13th, 2008 at 12:11 am
Well, atleast it was consensual.
November 13th, 2008 at 9:35 am
It’s just a protein injection to make them grow big and strong.
November 13th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
a – What’s the animals age of consent?
b – Can we nuke Sweden for having a minister that is that retarded?
November 13th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
If you havent had sex with a dog then you dont know what your missing
November 13th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Sounds ruff.
November 13th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
I think all of you are barking up the wrong tree.
November 21st, 2008 at 12:54 am
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