Safety Week In Mitchieville
This picture reminds me of the Simpson’s episode where Bart fell down a well and the townsfolk gathered and tried to dig him out. Hilarity ensues, blah blah, and at the end of the show, Groundskeeper Willie says he’ll make sure nothing like that ever happens again, so he puts a sign up saying, “Beware of Well.” Or some shit like that.
Anyway, the point is, unless you own Lassie, or some talking dog, don’t mess around wells or large open holes. I read a stat once that said over 30 million Americans are killed each year by giant, gaping holes. Mind you, they were talking about Linsday Lohan’s crotch–HI OHHHHHH–HI OHHHHHHHH, rimshot, ty, ty.
Seriously, stay away from large holes and Lindsay Lohan’s cooter.
This ends Safety Week in Mitchieville. Go in peace.
November 16th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
lol… awesome. I think you should post the Lohan limo shot for juxtaposition.
But only for that purpose.
November 17th, 2008 at 7:04 am
It’s a good old fashioned hole diggin’. By gar, it’s been a while.
November 17th, 2008 at 11:18 am
So you’ll fall in then,.. bonk pallet on the head.