You Thought You Had a Bad Thanksgiving!
Well, yesterday Keyser bestowed his Thanksgiving benedictions on his US readers, and he hopes that your Thanksgiving went better than this guy’s:
A man accidentally shot himself in the head Thursday afternoon in front of others during a Thanksgiving Day family gathering in south suburban Chicago Heights.
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“He thought the safety was on, put the gun to his head, squeezed the trigger and that was that,” [Police Lt. Michael] Romano said.
Romano said the incident happened in front of other people, possibly family members gathered for a Thanksgiving Day celebration.
And you thought Uncle Marvin’s antics when he gets blitzed in front of the game put a damper on the festivities… “Hey, people, get a load of this! Imagine if I did this and it was loa–”
Some things just have “bad idea” written all over them in flashing neon lights.
[This stale leftover was magnanimously thrown at the poor from the cornucopia of wit and erudition that is Keyser's Lair.]
November 28th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I wonder if there was any alcohol involved?
November 28th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Ever hear of the Darwins??
November 29th, 2008 at 9:56 am
This is why Canada has such unfortunately strict Gun Control Laws, so we can keep idiots like this alive to become air traffic controllers,surgeons, and tobacconists.
November 30th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Chicago has fairly strict laws too to keep obama happy.
Luckily nutcases will always have guns.