In Shape Week–Saturday Edition

I’m pretty sure the only rule the Contortionist Union® has for its members is that they make it mandatory for them to wear ridiculous multi-coloured tights. It’s bad enough that the only job a contortionist will ever get begins with Barnum and ends with Baily, but to make them wear tights like these, well that’s just adding to a contortionists pain. I should know, for I was once a contortionist, and that pain still haunts my memory to this day.

2 Responses to “In Shape Week–Saturday Edition”

  1. dmorris Says:

    Gee, if I’d known you were going to run this series, Mayor, I would have voted for Mitchieville as Best Painful Humour Blog.


  2. The Mayor Says:

    Yes, I notice that there is no S & M category. That’s disturbing.

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