Which Dick Said That?
Welcome to another edition of one of the least participated in, least liked, and least respected posts that I put up on a semi-weekly basis: Welcome to Which Dick Said That?
In a way it’s odd that the smallest Dick, Dick Cavett, is actually the biggest dick of all three Dicks in the Dick gallery. Imagine, for being such a weasley little dick, Dick Cavett is actually a bigger dick that the giant Dick Butkus (the greatest name ever). Dick Cavett is even a bigger dick that the biggest Dick ever produced, Moby Dick.
What a dick.
This segment isn’t about trying to figure out which Dick is the biggest dick, however, it’s about trying to figure out which Dick is attributed to saying this…
(you have to click the *Read the rest of this entry* to find out)
I’m not sure this is going to trick anyone, but here we go:
“Ignorance is the parent of fear . . .”
That line really got me thinking–I shouldn’t mix my greys with my whites any more when I do a load of laundry, it’s really washing out the whites.
I bet you were thinking that, too. I know you better than you know yourself.
Now answer me this, poopy pants, Which Dick Said That?
