Jolly Roger
Great news here at the homeless shelter. The big guy who had the sleeping spot I wanted, beside the radiator and far from the washroom, has taken sick and I got his rack. And to think he just got a new pillow, too. So, for all you main stream media types that used to work at Rogers * , this means there is a nice spot for you at the homeless shelter. A nice warm blanket. And right beside the gymnasium space where they teach employment skills in the form of African Dance, racism awareness in the workplace, and activist journalism.
Gosh, the main stream media. Where would we be without them, without their awareness of activist issues? There would be far too many north american cars on the streets, spewing out dangerous carbon emissions. The climate would be far worse than it is now, it would be Global Warming! And people, too many of them white people, would have jobs. And those carbon spewing white heteronormative racist Christian right white wing extremists (as is everyone who is not a Socialist-Seperatist-Federalist) would have homes, and spend money on products advertised in Rogers media.
At the homeless shelter, on Tuesdays, we study any religion but Christian. A nice preacher lady from the United Church comes in to teach us. Last week, it was Wahabi, this week it was, I think, Hindu. I have a bad cough and just sat in the back by the coffee, beside the coffee cups. I think she taught us about the circle of life. I was just taking up cups and cleaning the rim with a rag moistened with spit. Sometimes the styrofoam gets a little dusty. But I got to thinking about the circle of life.
It all starts with the automobile, the Apis bull of our economy. The automobile people want to sell cars so they buy advertising from the main stream media. This creates jobs for the main stream media. The people who make cars have money to invest, so the banks buy advertising from the main stream media, this creates jobs for the main stream media. And the main stream media, after taking this money, turns around and creates an activist culture that mocks and denigrates the workers and culture of the automobile. North American cars are crap compared to whatever North Korea is making. Having a job is square. And, of course, all white people are racist, and all men are rapists. And they hate banks and bankers too. Captialist scum!
Now the bull is dead. The main stream media people must be happy! No more bad cars to make carbon and make the planet so hot. Just look outside at all the people wearing sandals and t-shirts today, and it is only December. No more bail out for bad banks, bad banks are capitalist and evil. The coalition of Socialists-Sepratists-and-Federalists will instead bail out socialist social services, Quebec seperatists and Quebec federalists. Die, bankers, die! And that is the circle of life.
I hope the layoffs at Rogers allow the company to become more diverse. I hope the company lays off workers based on race, not ability, just as they have been telling us to do all these decades. And when the white privileged people come to the homeless shelter, they can attend diversity workshops, to keep out of the Global Warming snow and freezing rain. They can attend history seminars, so they can understand why Babu the Gangbanger wants to sodomize them when they are asleep because two wrongs only make a right when the right is leftist.
Here is a poem I would like to share to show I care:
Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest
yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil have taken the rest
yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum
You may of course change the words to reflect the current situation, and please do so in the comments. And for that nice leftist activist blogger who recognized me on the Danforth yesterday, and who acted out his caring nature by giving me an apple with a bite out of it, I thank you. And I thank you even more when I went to your car and cleaned your steering wheel with spit and the soggy remains of the Toronto Star living section. You have a nice non north american car, and it is sticky clean.
I, Fenris Badwulf, investment advisor, Bank of Palermo
xpd Mitchieville, DustMyBroom
