Shauna Sands Files Restraining Order Against Romain Chavent

 

Former Playboy Playmate, Shauna Sands, has filed a restraining order against husband Romain Chavent, claiming he hit her in the breasts, which she just had constructive surgery on. This is the second restraining order Shauna has had placed on Chavent, the first was due to this:

Shauna claims that in March this year, Chavent punched her in the stomach and threw her into a wall. She was granted a restraining order in 2007 when she claimed that he strangled, punched, and threw her across the room. Sand had the Temporary Restraining Order dismissed because “he promised to change.”

 He did change in the sense that he’s avoiding the strangling and throwing, unfortunately now he’s working on the breast hitting.

That’s not the reason for this article though, and it’s also not because it gives me an opportunity to showcase a fake blond with a monster rack, it was what Sands claims is another reason she wants a restraining order on Chavent:

 Shauna also maintains that Chavent once threatened to sell nude pictures of her children (from her marriage to Lamas)  that he took while he babysat them.

Huh? Is she claiming Chavent took nude photos of her kids while he babysat them? I’m not sure how the law works in Hollywood, but up here in Mitchieville, that’s not only a crime, that’s a crime with a severe prison beating. I would say that Hollywood police should probably look into that claim. Now I know Hollywood cops are probably very busy letting Hollywood *stars* off the hook for drug offences and drinking and driving, but something like this is worth looking into. Naked children, man with camera, babysitting–yup, that’s seems serious.

Sands of the hourglass

3 Responses to “Shauna Sands Files Restraining Order Against Romain Chavent”

  1. dmorris Says:

    I didn’t realize restraining orders had to be so physically specific. Now he’s restrained from hurling her into a wall,strangling, punching, and batting her large mammaries, well and good!

    BUT, there’s always a “but”, this one has to be in CAPITALS, because she missed the really, really big one, the one guys who are estranged from their bitches REALLY like to use, and he isn’t restrained from doing it, lord have mercy!

    I refer,of course, to the old style football “kick in the twat”!

    Once he’s restrained from THAT, then the fucking pedophile should be sentenced to a general prison population, where Nature will take it’s course. Funeral on Sunday.

    Nice rack, though, a guy shouldn’t be hitting those. nope.

  2. The Mayor Says:

    He should be leaving her titties alone, the man is an animal. And I would have to agree with you, the kick in the twat is coming soon–although I think she won’t feel a thing, she might even name it Bubba.

    You’ll have to think about that line I just said, it’s very deep.

  3. dmorris Says:

    I shall spend my retirement contemplating your wisdom.

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