Burger King has entered the perfume business by launching their own cologne:

NEW YORK – Fast-food chain Burger King has launched a meat-scented cologne in the US for under $4 (£2.56) and has aptly called it “Flame”.

The men’s fragrance, which is being sold at a New York retailer and online, is being touted as “the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat”. 

Meat-loving consumers can buy a bottle of the scent for just $3.99. 

Bottling and marketing the carcass of dead animals is a brilliant idea, I wish The Mayor had thought of it first. What hot-blooded male wouldn’t want to smell like slaughtered animal flesh?

I was thinking of a few fast food fragrances and bath products that companies may want to consider to get themselves smack dab in the middle of a delicious fragrance war. I didn’t really come up with anything good, let alone funny, but what I do have I’ll be happy to share with you.

Filet O’ Fish Fantasy (perfume)

Honey Mustard Snack Wrap Body Balm

Curly Fries Sanitary Hand Wash

Spicy Chipotle Body Scrub

Onion Petal Mouthwash

Sour Cream and Chives Bacon Stuffed Plunge & Purity Bath Soak

And that’s it, that’s all I could come up with. I’m sure you can do better, at least you could do no worse. I challenge you to come up with a fragrance to beat on of the piss poor examples i have given you. That’s right, I said a challenge.

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