All Your Parents Are Belong To Us
Wondering how to manage your parents and their radical anti-Obama views? Curious as to how you, a bright-eyed and bushy tailed progressive, can improve the lives of like-minded comrades? Would you like to kick the corporations, and your racist parents to the curb? Now there is way, listen up:
For the youth today it is hard to understand parents who don’t support Obama. This is common for many of the young people of this generation, just as the youth back during the civil rights era had parents who just didn’t understand the racism like they saw it. Many of you are struggling with the fact that your parents just don’t get it. They don’t feel the same about Obama the way that you do. They still cling to their old ways of guns and bibles and greedy capitalism. You know better. You know that Obama, and the Democratic majority, can run things better than those greedy corporations. You know that the best way to run an industry is to nationalize that industry.That is why this thread has been created. For you, the future of our nation, to let us know who your parents are. Tell us the names of those who do not support Obama the way that you do. Let us know if your parents own guns, or wish ill will toward the government. Let us know before it is too late for you and too late for your country.
It is the patriotic thing to do. Let the government take care of this problem for you.
List your parents name here.
Although my mother is 76 years old, and Canadian, I still ratted her out. The way I see it, and if you were smart you’d see it this way too, is that government is all knowing, therefore, they can manage our lives better than we can manage them. Put another way, when you were doing things your way, you had to work hard for a deposit to get a house, and then continued to make payments every month for years on end. If you had just let the government take care of things, you wouldn’t have needed a deposit, AND, if you fell behind, or if your house depreciated, the government would take taxpayer (Read-sucker) money and give it to you. Gratis!
Now ,there are some people that think what the government is doing is plain wrong. Those are the people that the kind folk at The Obama Forum want to know about. Give them the names of your parents, it’s the right thing to do.
February 24th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
‘at there is some scary stuff. Looks like I’m gonna have to hide my Bible as well as my guns.
February 24th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Dontcha worry, Old Guy, I already submitted your name.
February 24th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
This is one of those joke websites, right? RIGHT? Good God.
“That is terribly offensive. Some of us on this forum are Jewish. It is extremely anti-Semitic of you to compare us to the nazis.
I hope you will apologize and retract that statement.”
This needs to be exposed. Badly.
February 24th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
That’s got to be a joke website, something set up by the lulz-chasers at 4chan. Of course, it does show that when fascism comes to America, it will be called anti-fascism.
February 24th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
It’s extremely well put together for a joke. Even if it is a joke, all good humor is based on truth. That’s what is scary. A lot of our public ed youth don’t know how we got here, and won’t know history until they are history. Oh well the daily news will keep them up on the truth.
Until now I kinda felt bad for the kids and grand kids, you know, getting strapped with all that debt, and all.
Now I still feel bad for some of them (the ones that aren’t on the parent snitch list).
Valley Forge?
February 25th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Agreed–all good humour is based on truth.
My belief is that the guys behind the site are some pretty smart cookies. They managed to make their point through the back door. That’s something Fenris is famous for.