Chicks With Dicks

February 23 was the last time we played Chicks With Dicks. It was a cold and miserable morning when I typed out that gem, I remember my feet were freezing and I had to put on an extra socks. At one point it got so cold that I had my dog lay on my feet. Then my dog got really cold and I had to lay on his feet. Although technically, dogs don’t have feet, they have paws. I’m surprised you didn’t know that.

Go_Fish was the only person to correctly identify that the Dick with the Chick was none other than Richard Gere. Go_Fish got extra points for correctly identifying Gere’s wife, Carey Lowell. That’s pretty good. It’s like I served up the perfect fastball right down the tube and Go_fish just finished making love to his Louisville Slugger and hit it clean out of the park. Ya, I know, I have to work on my analogies more.

Today’s Chick with a Dick is a commie. She was born in Russia, so I can only assume she’s a mail order bride. However, you would figure that if the rich Hollyweird actor she’s married to was to get a mail order bride he’d choose one that isn’t so chunky. Then again, the actor she’s married to isn’t exactly a prize pig either.

Her idiot husband, and I call him an idiot because he is in fact an idiot, has been married three times, and the couple currently live in California. Fortunately for society, idiot boy has never had the good grace to knock-up any of his former or current slaves, so hopefully his bloodline will end when he kicks the bucket.

The commies idiot husband was a conscientious objector during Vietnam (read-coward), he was part of the crowd that wanted to impeach Bush because of war crimes, and he is a general malcontent and worthless piece of flesh.

The commies idiot husband is also bi-polar, a depressive, and he’s suing his father over a loan he made to him over 25 years ago. What a creature.

Other than than, I’m sure these two will split in a few years, it seems no one can stand being around a guy that whines like a girl and looks like a dinner knapkin from an all-you-can-eat spaghetti bar.

It is your job to guess the Dick that belongs to the Chick. And that’s why this feature is so aptly named, “Chicks With Dicks”.

The end.

7 Responses to “Chicks With Dicks”

  1. River Rat Says:

    Richard Dreyfuss, and he is a perfect Dick.

  2. mare Says:

    “Her idiot husband…” “The commies idiot husband…”
    I love it when sentences start that way. I know it’s going to be a great post.
    Also, about half of my entire sentences throughout the day start that way.

  3. The Mayor Says:

    Honesty will be my downfall…

  4. Stacy Says:

    The commies idiot husband would be……Richard Duffus, I mean Dreyfudd, oh heck. Dreyfuss….

  5. dmorris Says:

    I had no idea Richard Gere was heterosexual.

    So, if this broad IS married to Richard Dreyfuss, who the hell is she?

    I know two Russians, on sight, Anna Kournikova, and Pavel Bure, and this isn’t either one of them,although without the hockey jersey I could be wrong.

  6. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    Svetlana Erokhin
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Dreyfuss

    Cheers

  7. Go_Fish Says:

    Could the clues possibly be more vague? Asking which multi-married, bi-polar, commie, prick-of-a-son actor currently married to a hideous she beast and living in California is sort of like asking which turd does not stink. They all do!

    I’m passing on this one.

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