Madonna Is A Thief

Fox investigating reporter, Roger Friedman, has a simple question for Madonna: Before you *adopt* another child from Malawi, can you first explain what your organization, Raising Malawi, did with the $3.7 million it brought in from a fundraiser last February?

This column has tried to ascertain from The Gucci Foundation and from Madonna’s Kabbalah-backed Raising Malawi, where the estimated $3.7 million has gone from the February 6, 2008 extravaganza. So far: No answers.

Now, fourteen months after the fundraiser, there’s no accounting for the money that came in. At the time, Gucci claimed that they’d underwritten the entire event, that $3.7 million had been raised and that it had been split between Raising Malawi and UNICEF.

But since then, the Gucci Foundation has still not filed a Form 990 tax statement, and neither has Raising Malawi. Calls to Gucci haven’t provided any information, and calls and emails to Raising Malawi haven’t been returned.

And yet that won’t stop Madonna from stealing another African child and harvesting the poor kid for spare parts.

Madonna simply doesn’t care where the $3.7 million has gone, the fundraiser wasn’t about raising money, it was to bring people together so they could gush over what a humanitarian Madonna is. “Oh look what Madonna is doing, isn’t it wonderful? She’s taking poor children out of Africa, bringing them to her mansion and giving them a life they could only dream of.” Reality is different though. Those people should be saying, “Look at what that sinewy, horrid bitch has done. She has raped Africa of another child, bullied her way to the front of the adoption line, paid-off some lowly Malawian official to steal a kid for her, taken the child away from her family, brought the kid to America where she will ignore it and let some nanny take care of her, and all because Madonna is a narcissist and can’t live without being in the spotlight.”

Let’s face it, there are plenty of black children of Mercy’s age in America that need a home, why isn’t Madonna dragging her corpse down to those adoption agencies and taking a little Laquesha or a Tyrel back home to her harvesting farm? Eh? What? Ya!!

7 Responses to “Madonna Is A Thief”

  1. Go_Fish Says:

    Oy. I don’t care if she’s offering a two-for-one special at the bus station. I wouldn’t put my little fireman anywhere near that.

  2. The Mayor Says:

    Indeed. You’d be safer extinguishing the flames that are coming out of a Haitian prostitute.

  3. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    Are you sure that picture is of Madonna? It could be her assassination double without the latex mask on?

    When the facts do not fit the narrative, it is always best to just ask for more handouts.

  4. john begley Says:

    hmmmph !!..sex snobbery raises it’s hypocritical snout from the trough of fermented mash……..IMO a far worse an offence than wine snobbery…. i dunno about you gentlemen but the worst…the very WORST sex i’ve had…… with obese women …women whose sugar scoop’s odour was redolent of rotting salmon… women so ugly they’d have to buried at night….bitchy bossy ball busting cross-eyed twats with all the charm and sex appeal of a baked cat turd…women whose breath smelled like a garlic martini………..even with all them strikes against the commisioned sexual act i have to honestly say it was fabulous….

    BUT…AS an old friend of mine once sagely observed……”having sex” he said “was like having a good shit..it feels good…but like having a good shit once you DO have it you want to get as far away from it as possible.’

    i sincerely hope i’ve not offended anyone with my somewhat louche pensee…but i believe it important to get straight to the heart of matter as quickly and as honestly as possible…only in this way can we grow as individuals and develop the tools to build the necessary bridges between our sexual solitudes…

  5. The Male Man Says:

    What a terrible terrible way to speak about one of our hollywood/music icons. Not only Madonna but all all people in the acting/music industry are far better people than you or I. I know this for they have told me so many many times…

  6. Chris Says:

    If Malawi doesn’t watch out, she’s going to call on the Ancient Spirits of Evil to transform her decayed form to Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living.

  7. Anna Says:

    My highest wish is for Madonna and Jolie – two of the most blatant poster children for Narcissistic Personality Disorder – to be deported to a deserted island. They are a modern time plague and people should get educated about this disorder and stop giving them so much narcissistic supply.

    To these disturbed people, children are merely accessories, mirrors, dolls, scapegoats,objects to be used, characters in a play, political statements….

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