Chicks With Dicks

March 30 was the last time we played Chicks With Dicks, and on that day, Dp4Life and Stacy both correctly identified the Dick with the Chick was none other than the great unwashed, Keith Richards. Could you imagine if Keith’s whole persona is one giant lie and he’s actually a stickler for cleanliness and hygiene? Ya, me either, he’s swine.

Today’s Chick With a Dick seems to have an arm growing from her shoulder. Although it seems she doesn’t mind it, perhaps it gives her more options when she’s apple picking. I don’t have an awful lot of information about her, other than she’s kind of cute, she’s been in over 100 commercials, and she got engaged to her Dick about two years ago.

That’s it, that’s all I got. Let’s move on to the Dick.

Her Dick is a pretty funny guy, who was in the news a few years ago for all the wrong reasons. He was in one of the most successful shows ever in the history of television, and he was the main reason why most people watched it (IMHO). He was born in 1949 in Culver City, California, to parents of Italian descent.

He has been in a buttload of movies and TV shows, and after the show he was in went off the air, he starred in his own show, under his own name, but that piece of shit was cancelled less than a season in.

I can’t give you many more hints, but if you want to find out who this character is, Google “Laugh Factory”.

I just gave it away.

So, who is the Dick With the Chick?

4 Responses to “Chicks With Dicks”

  1. Godless Commie Says:

    Is the previous post a hint?

  2. dp4life Says:

    The dick in question is Michael Richards, the pit that goes with thsi dick belongs to Beth Skipp.

  3. Go_Fish Says:

    Anyone remember the ABC version of Saturday Night Live called “Fridays”? It was early 80’s drug humor at it’s best. Michael Richards was funnier than hell back then. So was the guy who played Nuemann.

  4. Stacy Says:

    This dick is Michael Richards aka Cosmo Cramer.

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